Country vs City

[The last match that I have from Mr. Phil]

COUNTRY – vs. – CITY MATCH
By
Mr. Phil

            Bryon pulled his sports car into the long gravel driveway as per the map.  He   drove pass the farmhouse to the back of the farm parking next to an old barn.  As he was pulling in, he noticed a young farm girl standing by the side watching him.  He thought to himself that she looked pretty good and to be about his age of 23.  This might turn out to be some fun after all making it with a country bumpkin like her.


            Getting out of the car he stretched his lean body making sure that she sees him in his sleeveless muscle shirt and black spandex biking shorts.  Then he bent over to get his gym bag from the back seat to really give her a show.

            When he straightened up, she was already at his side extending her hand introducing herself as Mary Sue and welcoming him to the Country Wrestling League.  In her beautiful honey southern accent, she offered to show him around.  Of course, he agreed hoping to show off his huge bulge in those black shorts that he wore today.

            They went into the barn passing stables only to stop at a wooden door that looked like it belonged to a small storage room.  She opened the door letting him go in first telling him this is the visitors dressing area.  Bryon looked in with a sneer checking out the wooden bench and locker cabinet thinking this is certainly not like the gym/spa in the city.  He put his gym bag in the cabinet and followed her out to the back door.

            Outside stood the wrestling ring surrounded by benches and old tree stumps for people to sit.  Above the ring was a banner that read “Country Wrestling League, Home of Billy Bob the Country Gentleman, Undefeated Champion”

            Bryon jumped up on the ring to check it out some more.  He pulled on the ropes noticing that they looked like they were made from heavy fence wire but at least they were properly covered in leather wrapping.  He jumped up and down on the ring testing its bounce but also hoping to put on a show for Mary Sue. Glancing down at her he noticed her checking out his crotch making him smile about hooking up with her later.   Finally satisfied that the ring was ok, as he was told that it met the leagues standards, he jumped back down in front of Mary Sue.

            During this time someone was going through his gym bag checking out his gear.  He pulled out Byron’s dark blue wrestling trunks inspecting the fancy fabric.  Reaching for a small jar the guy put some kind of sticky substance inside the front of the trunks low in the crotch area.  From another jar a different goop was smeared inside the seat of the trunks.  He put the trunks along with everything else back into the gym bag and headed outside to the back of the barn.

            Bryon was standing in front of Mary Sue, both holding hands and smiling at each other, when he noticed a guy walk out from the back barn door.  He ran charging at Bryon yelling at him to let go of his sister.  Bryon jumped back as this guy yelled at Mary to get back into the house as she knows better than to talk to the city slickers.

            Just then an older gentleman came in between Byron and this guy before a fight broke out.  He pushed the other guy back telling him to scram and save it for the ring.  He kept pushing back telling him to go ready in the farmhouse before he calls this match off.  The guy gave Bryon a mean look before finally running off.

The older guy then stretched out his hand introducing himself as leagues local ref. He told Bryon that he is off to a bad start as that was Billy Bob and his sister that he was messing around with.  Bryon told him not worry as no hillbilly boy is a match against a city guy like him.  The ref did not take to kind to that remark deciding fine he will leave this guy alone then until the match.

            Bryon went back to the barn to get dressed in the storage room.  Pulling out his gym bag with his stuff he did notice anything unusual.  He stripped out of his shirt and spandex bike shorts leaving him standing there in his bikini underwear.  They were a bright liquid gold color made out of a fancy material called Cire’.   These were his favorite as they shined over his large balls and bubble but.  As he was getting ready, he thought he heard someone snickering behind one of the boards but just brushed it off as one of the noisy barn animals.  He proceeded to pull his dark blue wrestling trunks over his bikinis and finished with his socks and matching blue boots.  He checked himself in the mirror admiring his muscular body with his tight six pack abs tapering down to his shiny blue trunks.  The front of the trunks flared out stretching over his large balls.  Satisfied with his look he headed out to the barns back door for his ring entrance.

            A large crowd of people in bib overhauls have already gathered taking seats around the ring.  Byron thought they looked like the typical farmer types and couldn’t wait to show off his wrestling talent with his hot body.  He also noticed to his delight that the league had camera people to tape the match as required.

            An intro was announced by the ref starting with his stats as his signal to run up to the ring.  Bryon jumped up landing into the ring bouncing with his arms raised in the air to greet the crowd.  He thought he looked so hot with his gym toned body along with his tight bulging trunks.

            Next his opponent was introduced as “Billy Bob the Country Gentleman” came running up leaping into his corner of the ring too.   Bryon looked across the ring with a sneer at Billy thinking yeah that’s typical, he is wearing jean cutoff shorts, cannot afford to wear trunks like the rest of the real wrestlers.  He checked out Billy’s muscular build noticing his great upper body along with his muscular thighs.  A laugh almost escaped his lips as he noticed that he was bare foot too.

            Billy Bob looked across at Bryon with an evil grin of his own.  He had a natural dislike for arrogant city wrestlers, who always think they are better with their fancy gyms, buying their physiques rather than working for your muscles as he did with hard farm work.  His hatred for Bryon was intensified even more after seeing him trying to pick up his sister.   Billy’s smirk grew wider after checking Bryon’s unprotected bulge as he had special plans to curb Bryon’s urges for flirting with country girls.

            The bell rang with the ref making them shake hands in the center of the ring.  The two wrestlers started circling each other when Bryon took the lead by charging Billy’s legs for a takedown.  Bryon wrapped his arms around Billy’s thighs lifting him up and then slamming him down onto the mats.  Billy let out a moan as his back hit the mat hard making him bounce a couple of times.  From a standing position Bryon raised his right leg up and then jumped down smashing his leg across Billy’s chest.  He did this maneuver two more times knocking the air out of Billy’s lungs.  He stood back up and started landing several elbow smashes into his six pack abs too.   The ref came over to stop Bryon from the extra abuse.   As Bryon got back up, he looked down at the motionless Billy and decided he had time to walk around the ring to parade his muscles to the booing crowd.  He took special notice seeing Mary Sue watching so he did a couple of hip gyrations to show off his large package.  He turned his attention back to Billy just lying there.  He stood straddling over Billy’s chest grabbing him by his hair to bring him up to crotch level.  Bryon held Billy’s head up with one hand while pointing with a laugh at the passed out farmer.  Suddenly his laughter turned into a scream as pain exploded in his crotch.

            It seems that Billy was playing possum the whole time waiting for his moment to attack.  While Bryon was gloating to the crowd, Billy opened his eyes to the outline of Byron’s balls resting in their lycra pouch.  Billy slammed his big fist right into the center of the bulge making sure to grind them in.  He quickly drew back landing another hard fist into the unprotected orbs, pushing so hard that it made Bryon stagger backwards and then fall on his back.

            Bryon screamed again from the second hit as another jolt of pain rushed through his balls.  He did not even know what hit him as he lost his balance falling on his back clutching his aching nuts.  All he could do was hold himself listening to the crowd go from boos to cheers.

            Billy Bob jumped up with renewed energy going over to where Byron laid sprawled out.  He reached down grabbing Bryon picking him up like a sack of potatoes pressing him up over his head, then bringing him down over his shoulders in a back breaker.  Billy jostled Byron up and down as he was pulling downward on his chin while at the same time grabbing his balls in a twist.  Billy felt his calloused fingers dig deep into the smooth lycra pouch that was swelling up from the abuse.

            Bryon was truly racked in pain as his body was bounced around especially as he felt like his lower body was being held up by his twisted balls.  His head was spinning from all of the pain as heard the crowd chant “BBCG – BBCG – BBCG - BBCG” over and over again.                                                                                                             The only relief he received from the rack was when Billy threw Byron into the ropes.  But to Byron’s horror he watched as his legs were straddling the top rope with his bulge flying into the wrapped cable.   He let out a hard scream as his own body weight forced his large balls to compress on either side of the rope.  His hands pushed down on the rope trying to prop himself up to relieve some of the pressure.  But they were met with a sharp pricking pain deep in his palms.  He had to let go of the rope moving his hands forward away from that section while trying to relieve the pressure on his smashed nuts.   This made him fall forwards a little so he was able to look down at the part of the rope that was just before his crotch.  To his shock there were metal barbs sticking out through the leather wrapping.  This section of cable was wrapped with a piece of barbed wire fencing!   To add more to his terror, he realized that his blue ball bulge was just inches before that section.

            Billy Bob knew exactly were to let Bryon land on the ropes.  But he noticed that he missed the mark by a small number of inches.  That is no problem as he stood a few feet in front of Bryon looking down at his compacted crotch with an evil grin on his face.  Billy grabbed the top rope with both hands and started pulling up and down making Byron’s body bob with the rope.  He watched as Bryon’s bulge would lift up from the rope for few seconds before landing back down, moving closer to the metal barbs.  Billy kept pulling and pushing on the wrapped cable for about two minutes until being forced to let go by the ref.

                        Bryon was screaming in absolute horror from the pain in his nuts to seeing his shiny blue bulge inch closer and closer to the barbs.  Every time his body would spring up in the air, he would try to push backwards to get away from that section but it was no use as he kept leaping forward.  When Billy stopped with his last pull Byron watched helplessly as his balls landed over the barbs.  He let out a blood curdling scream as not only were his balls being smashed again but this time metal tines dug deep into his scrotum.  Luckily the trunks along with the underwear he was wearing didn’t let the spurs puncture through, at least this time.

            The ref came over after pushing Billy aside to help Bryon off the ropes.  He lifted Bryon up clearing his crotch from the barbs and helps swing his legs over.  But in the process the back seat of Byron’s trunks snag on the barbs and start pulling back as he lands on the ring mat.  Byron’s hands fly to his rapidly swelling crotch as he collapses forward in abject pain.  As he falls forward the lycra material wedgies up holding him upright for a brief moment.

            Billy sees this happening and from watching Bryon get dressed before he knows what he is wearing underneath.  So, he goes up behind Bryon reaches back and tugs at the stretched out fabric. There is a loud ripping sound as the seat of the trunks gives way.  This lets Bryon fall forward completely on the mat still clutching his brutalized balls with his ass now sticking up in the air.  The farm folks sitting directly behind him are treated to seeing his liquid gold underwear.  The shiny Cire’ is such a contrast against the dark blue trunks that remarks were being made about the city guy wearing panties.

            All Byron could do was rock back and forth in that position as any movement sent searing pain through his balls.  He could hear the crowd mocking him about his fancy underwear but could do nothing to cover his embarrassing buns.

            This was a perfect opportunity for Billy to use his next step.   He could see that the clear goop that was once put on the inside seat of Byron’s trunks was now smeared over the underwear.  Billy then pulled out a plastic tube that had a queen yellow jacket in it.  He pulled open the cap letting the bee free following its buzzing movement.  The queen bee flew around attracted to Bryon’s butt and finally landing in the center of his right cheek.  Soon there was a buzzing sound that was growing louder and louder as more yellow jacket bees started landing all over the exposed underwear.  They seemed to be attracted to the goop along with the shiny gold material of the undies.  At first the substance that attracted the bees started to make them angry.  A louder buzzing sound was heard as the yellow jackets started stinging en mass as Bryon’s bubble butt was now their number one enemy.  As the stinging continued Bryon could be heard making oooww ooow sounds and then louder YEEOOWWW’s.  The crowd was roaring with laughter, even the ref, as Billy stood pointing at Byron’s butt.



            Bryon was still nursing his nuts not realizing at first what was going on with his bubble butt.  He heard the buzzing sound grow louder with what felt like his buns tickling.  Then all of sudden his ass cheeks felt like a thousand needles were digging in them.  All he could do was yell out as he tried to straighten up.  The stinging became so intense that he finally stood up running around the ring.  He removed his hands away from his crotch and started to swat at his rear end as he ran.  Every time his foot hit the ground it would send a jolt of pain racing up to his balls but he had to get away from the bees.  The yellow jackets finally began to go back to the hive as the substance was wearing off.  Bryon was left leaning against the ropes as not only did his balls throb with pain but now his butt too.

            Billy was not finished with Bryon yet.  He had some more lessons to teach about the perils of being out in the country.  More attention was needed for city guy’s balls.  So, Billy grabbed the front of Bryon’s trunks making his hips move out only stopping the momentum when his knee connected with his swollen bulge.  The crowd started chanting “BBCG – BBCG – BBCG” again as Billy kept yanking the trunks and repeatedly blasting Bryon’s nuts.  After four such knee hits, Billy pulled out the front of the trunks again with one hand while with the other fished out of his pocket another plastic tube.  He pushed the cap off with his thumb and proceeded to dump the insects down the front of the trunks between the underwear.  He let the waistband snap back and stood waiting for Bryon’s reaction.

            Bryon was almost out of it as Billy kept assaulting his pulverized nuts with his knee.  His head was feeling dizzy from pain as he did not even notice Billy pour something down his trunks.  At first there was a tingling sensation all around his huge sack that at first felt alright.  But then Byron’s eyes bulged out as a thousand little bites started digging into his sensitive skin.  Bryon started yelping from the burning stings as his balls were being attacked by fire ants.  His hands flew to the front of his trunks ripping off what was left of them trying to get at the ants.  He stood hunched over roughly rubbing his hands over his crotch which made his swollen balls ache even more.  Finally, the ants were rubbed away leaving Bryon to fall in a fetal position holding what’s left of his ruined balls.

            The folks were all hooting and hollering over what just happened as the ref held Billy’s hand up in the air as victor of this match.  They started yelling “BBCG BBCG” as Billy left the ring to their outstretched hands.  One of the camera guys followed Billy while the other kept filming Bryon in his humiliated agony.                               

Bryon was finally able to roll himself off the ring floor and stand hunched over cupping his nuts.  Wave after wave of pain would course through his scrotum making him double over at the waist.  This made his bubble butt stick back out in those shiny gold bikini briefs.   It seemed to attract the attention of a wandering billy-goat that started to charge towards Bryon.  The goat ran up butting Bryon in his stretched out ass.                                     

 All Bryon heard was a loud nay sound as he was completely bent over holding his crotch. He looked between his legs with shock as to what looked like a goat with horns running towards him.  He let go of his nuts as he started to straighten up to move when BAMMM!!! The goats head butted his ass cheeks while its double horns went between Bryon’s legs ramming into his balls.  Bryon let a wailing scream as the impact lifted him three feet up in the air. Bryon landed on his ass with a loud splat sound.  He sat there holding his gorged balls seeing if they were still intact not realizing that he landed in fresh manure.  He heard the goat’s nay behind him again and in fear scrambled to his feet to start running to the barn door.  He did not even notice the camera man laughing as he got all of this on tape for the wrestling league.

As all of this was going on Billy was going through Bryon’s stuff again, finding his car keys.  He went over to his fancy sports car and decided that it needed some doctoring up too.  Billy made some adjustments and returned the keys before Bryon came back.

Bryon made it back to the changing room and sat on the bench nursing his still swelling balls.  He was very concerned how much damage they gone through as he felt around making sure they were still intact.  After about an hour he finally was able to stand up and tried to take his soiled bikinis off.  Whenever he started to pull them down his hips, a jolt of pain would go through his balls.  It seems that the bikini underwear was giving his sensitive balls support so he had to leave them on.  With a towel he tried to clean off as much manure as he could as even his ass was still sore.  He decided that was the best he could do for now as all he wanted was to get out of there to get medical attention.  Bryon put on his muscle shirt and then carefully slipped on his bike shorts.  Luckily, he wore them today as they were able to stretch over his swollen crotch.  This did make for an obscene bulge in the shiny black spandex with his gold underwear almost showing through the stretched out fabric.  He then limped his way outside to his car with a crowd still watching him.  Bryon slowly got into his car as his balls were still giving him painful signals.  As he squatted himself into the low driver’s seat, he heard a ripping sound as the back seam of his shorts tore open.  It turns out that someone must have cut out a few stitches in the back of his shorts when they were left unattended.  At this point Bryon did not care as the manure covered underwear stained the car seat.  He started up the engine revving it up as he flew out of the driveway.

Bryon gunned the engine down the road driving with one hand on the steering wheel and the other holding his swollen balls.  There was a slight grinding along with a gurgling sound coming from the engine and transmission but Bryon did not notice.  He was still in so much pain he did not see his gauges showing them in the red zone. As he sped along holding his ruined balls, he did not realize the damage his car was going through too. Suddenly there was an exploding sound coming from the car as it lurched to a stop on the road.   Bryon just sat there in a daze not believing that this was happening to him when along came a truck pulling up beside him.  He looked out the window seeing it was rickety tow truck with its driver getting out.  The grimy driver stood at the front of Bryon’s car telling him to pop the hood.  Bryon did that for him but also got out of the car as he did not want just anybody touching his car. He had to slow down though as pain shot from his balls from moving too fast.  When he finally got to the front of the car, the guy was off to the side with a crowbar messing around inside the engine.  He told Bryon that he could get it running again and that he needed his help holding the crowbar.  Bryon still in his painful daze agreed not thinking much about his instructions to get on top of the front of the car to grab the crow bar.

The tow truck driver looked up with a grin to see Bryon’s legs spread apart straddling over the engine.  What Bryon did not grasp was that down below his large bulge was a very hot radiator cap that was slowly turning on its own from the overheated radiator.  The driver just kept chuckling while looking up at Bryon, making him now look down below too.  Bryon could not believe his eyes as the radiator cap kept turning until there was a loud SWOOOOSH!!!! noise as the cap exploded off impaling into his protruding bulge. A blood curdling scream was let out as the cap plowed and burned into his balls.  The cap popped off when the balls bounced back but not before burning the black spandex shorts and leaving its outline etched in the front of the shiny gold underwear.  Bryon fell off the car onto the ground holding his balls again.  He looked up in pain rocking back and forth only to see the engine block cracked leaking fluids.  Everything important to Bryon was now busted.

Billy Bob the Country Gentleman is also known as Ball Bashing the City Guys, nephew to his uncle in the city known as BB Crusher.