[To all my heels, jobbers, and versatile, I wish you a Merry Christmas. I hope that you all enjoy my stories. An extra special shoutout to those who take the time to comment or offer suggestions. I truly appreciate those; they let me know if you do or do not like what I am doing. I hope you all get what you want for Christmas from jolly old Heel Nick.]
A Visit from Heel Nick
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
of jobbers,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a sobber;
The slaves were hung by the chimney with care,
Their balls exposed with a flare,