Team Bear vs Team Hunter
A 3 vs 3 Cage Match
By
Mangler
Announcer Miller:
-- Hello, boys and girls. Welcome
to our main event. My name is Alex
Miller, and I will be your announcer for this match. Assisting me is none other than Wrestlebard. As
many of you know, he is a blogger, and he used to be the manager for John
Hunter until his manager’s license was revoked by the league. Since then, he has been working as a
cameraman for wrestling shows, and tonight he is going to try being an UNBIASED
color commentator.
Wrestlebard:
Yeah, I was a manager until John Bear cheated and got me dismissed. Now struggling
to find another way to make a living.
Miller: Well, so much for unbiased. But I think you mean Bear overcame cheating
to win the match and enforce a stipulation.
Wrestlebard:
pfffft
Miller: The tension had been building for tonight’s epic
confrontation. The animosity between Hunter and Bear has been boiling and intensifying
for months, leading up to tonight’s match to settle a feud. A 3 vs 3 cage battle between Team Hunter and
Team Bear.
Wrestlebard: Yep, it’s time for the trash to be taken out once and for all, and who better to do it than Hunter and associates?
Miller: I think
you’re a little confused, Bard. Hunter is the trash to be taken out by Bear.
Wrestlebard: Quite
talking nonsense, Miller. Hunter has been trying to protect this league from
Bear and his associates. And don’t call me Bard.
Miller: Protect?
How is jumping a man before a match, interfering in his matches, using foreign
objects, illegal holds, and anything else to defeat a guy protecting anything?
Wrestlebard:
Really, Miller, I don’t know what you’ve been smoking, but you are
obviously hallucinating. Hunter and his friends have easily shown their
dominance and superiority.
Miller: Alright, for those of you who are new or haven’t
been keeping up, let’s explain the match tonight. John Bear entered the league
about a year ago. And since the day of his arrival, John Hunter and his
associates, Johnny Gunn and Jon Arrow, have been stalking and sandbagging him.
Jonathan Moose and Jonny Elk aligned with Bear to even the odds. And yes, all 6 wrestlers' first names are
some variation of John. Therefore, they
are all usually referred to only by their last name.
Wrestlebard: What
crap you speak. The three of them have been the ones guilty of hindering Hunter
and his crew.
Miller: I should remind you folks, again, that my fellow
announcer tonight is a little biased, as he was Hunter’s manager. Finally, having had enough of all the
shenanigans, Bear proposed a 3-on-3 match to settle the question once and for
all. After much negotiation, it became a no-DQ cage-timed entry match. One
member of each team will start the match, and every two minutes, another
wrestler will enter. So, throughout the match, one team will have a numerical
advantage for 2 minutes until the next wrestler arrives.
Wrestlebard: Once all three members of each team are in
the match, the match will truly begin. The only way to end the match is by
pinfall. No ko or submissions are allowed.
Miller: That is a stipulation by Bear, since he doesn’t
want Hunter to wimp out. To determine who has the advantage, Bear and Hunter
had a singles match 2 weeks ago, which Hunter won using some devious, illegal
tactics.
Wrestlebard: Hunter would never wimp out, and I don’t
know what match he was watching, folks, but Hunter won fair and square.
Therefore, the advantage is his.
Miller: What the hell is fair and square about pulling
the ref out of the ring in the middle of a pin count and hustling him out of
the arena?
Wrestlebard: The ref suddenly fell ill and had to be
replaced by another referee. And one who could be fair. So, Hunter helped him.
Miller: Yeah, helped him right out of the arena. And you call using one of Hunter's
associates, Arrow, fair?
Wrestlebard: Of course. As does the league, since he is a
fully certified referee. Certified by the league, I should point out. He entered the match and counted an easy
pinfall against Bear.
Miller: Only after Hunter used a low blow, a chop to the
throat, and a pair of knuckles to knock Bear out, while the ref wasn’t present.
Wrestlebard: But Arrow didn’t see any of that, but even
if he did, it was necessary for Hunter to defend himself against the
unscrupulous Bear. He saw Hunter pinning Bear in the middle of the ring and
counted him out. Nice, clean, easy, and
legal.
Miller: And exits
the ring with Hunter, leaving Bear unconscious and without aid in the ring.
Wrestlebard: He is a ref, not an attendant or an EMS
worker. But whatever, the important part is Hunter wins the match and gets the
advantage.
Miller: Yes, he does. So, the order of entry tonight, as
determined by Hunter and Bear, will be Arrow, Moose, Gunn, Elk, Hunter, and
finally Bear. Then we should see one hell of a brawl. Also, no pinfalls count
until Bear enters the ring.
Wrestlebard: We should also mention that, since Hunter
won the advantage, there has been a no-contact stipulation, meaning no team
member may make physical contact with any man on the other team. This is
necessary to prevent Bear’s team from negating the advantage.
Miller: (Laughing) It is to prevent Hunter from gaining
further advantage by trying to injure an opponent, since no substitutions are
allowed.
Wrestlebard: That is ludicrous. He would never do
anything like that, and you besmirch his reputation.
Miller: I don’t think it is possible to besmirch his already tattered reputation. Plus, I’ve seen him do such things. Okay, fans, it appears the cage is ready. If you notice, the cage is set up right at the edge of the ring, so there isn’t much room on the apron, and the cage will definitely be in play as a weapon during the match. The ref for tonight’s match is a relatively new ref, who is just now entering the ring, but doesn’t look too happy to be here. But who can blame him, as he is refereeing what promises to be one of the most intense matches ever.
Wrestlebard:
What’s to be unhappy about? It’s
a no-DQ match. There are no rules. All
he has to do is stay out of the way and count the final pin. That shouldn’t be too hard to do, even for a newbie
nerd like him.
Miller: And there is music for our first wrestler. As
stated before, starting for Team Hunter is a wily veteran Arrow. Tonight, his
outfit is all red, singlet, knee pads, and boots. He stands at 6’ tall and
weighs in at 204 hard, muscular pounds. As you can hear, he is being roundly
booed by the crowd.
Wrestlebard: Which is totally uncalled for. He is a
veteran of the league and keeps to the rules. They should be cheering him.
Miller: As I said earlier, delusional. Arrow climbs into the ring and moves to the corner farthest from the door. And now entering is our second wrestler, the aptly named Moose. Moose stands only 5’10 tall but weighs in at 215 athletic pounds. Tonight, he is wearing green Speedo-style trunks, white knee pads, and white wrestling boots.
Wrestlebard: This is what I’m talking about. He doesn’t
look like a wrestler; he looks like a meathead strutting down the beach looking
for chicks. I can’t for the life of me figure out why everyone is cheering him.
Well, maybe the women are with him in those tight trunks, and he does look like
a stripper. But it certainly can’t be for his wrestling ability.
Miller: Ladies and Gentlemen, I should point out that he
has beaten Arrow several times in singles matches.
Moose walks up to the ring and slowly ascends the
stairsteps, never taking his eyes off his opponent. He stops near the top stair
and stares at Arrow, watching him closely. The ref is standing in the corner
looking nervous as hell.
Moose knows his opponent has a slight advantage because
he is already in the ring. Arrow charges across the ring, as Moose steps to the
top stair. Moose leaps to the top rope, launches himself toward Arrow, and
delivers a perfect drop kick, knocking Arrow onto his ass.
Wrestlebard: See, see what I mean. He’s cheating already.
Miller: Cheating? How?
Wrestlebard: He attacks the man before the match begins.
He should be thrown out.
Miller: Do I need to remind you that this is a no-DQ
match?
Wrestlebard: Yes, once the match has begun. But he
violates the no-contact rule, so he should be thrown out.
Miller: Evidently, the ref disagrees with you, as nothing
is being done or said but he has signaled for the bell.
In the ring, Moose quickly regains his feet and begins
delivering stomps to Arrow’s chest. Arrow rolls out of the way, but instead of
rolling away from Moose, he rolls into him. He grabs Moose’s ankle as he lifts
it for a stomp, and twists the leg while slamming his body into the other leg,
knocking Moose off balance. He pinwheels backward but cannot stop himself from
falling.
Both wrestlers quickly regain their feet and waste no
time in locking up in a collar and elbow. Moose, knowing that he will soon be
outnumbered, knows that he needs to make as many inroads as he can. He swivels,
turns, and throws Arrow off of him and into the ropes. The ref is trying to stay out of the way.
Unfortunately, for Arrow, the throw has enough force that
his head impacts the steel cage. Even more unfortunately, his head slams into
one of the support posts, not just the chain link. He staggers backward from
the impact only to be grasped around the waist, lifted up, and dropped backward
to the mat in a suplex. Moose is able to direct the suplex such that Arrow’s
head takes most of the blow.
Moose wastes no time in grabbing Arrow by the hair and
pulling him to his feet.
The ref starts to berate Moose for the hair pull, but
Moose quickly reminds him that this is no-DQ as he grabs a wrist and slings him
into the nearest corner. He immediately follows by planting his shoulder into
Arrow’s abs. He grabs the ropes on each side and slams his shoulder repeatedly
into the abs.
He turns and snapmares Arrow to the middle of the ring,
drops down behind him, and slaps on a sleeper hold. He wraps his legs around
Arrow’s waist to try to gain better control. Arrow is in trouble.
Arrow struggles unsuccessfully until he remembers this is
a no-DQ match, so he slips his right arm around his side and runs it down his
back. He forces it between his back and Moose’s crotch. Once in place, he closes
his hand grabbing the balls, and squeezes as hard as he can. Moose screams at
the sudden pain, releases both of his holds, and slides backward. Arrow hangs
onto the balls as long as he can, pulling them away from Moose’s body until
they slip free and slam back up into his groin.
Moose screams as his hand goes to rub his balls. Arrow tries to rise but
is still woozy, so he drops back to the mat.
Wrestlebard: Arrow
played that smartly, remembering that this is a no-DQ match, so he takes
advantage of it. What the f is wrong with the ref? He is trying to berate Arrow for the ball
grab and needs to be reminded, again, that this is a hold-barred match. What is so damn difficult about that? Uh oh,
there is music for Gunn. Gunn may have
that “dad-bod” look to him, but don’t let that fool you. At 5’11” and 235 pounds, he is strong and in
shape.
Miller: There is the music for Gunn. Moose is about to
find himself outnumbered.
Gunn
The curtain parts, and Gunn swaggers through. He takes a
quick look into the ring and sees both wrestlers nursing their groins. It is
obvious there isn’t anyone in control at the moment. That is about to change.
He jogs slowly down to the ring, assessing how he wishes to enter.
Moose looks up and sees Gunn walking down the aisle. He glances
over and sees that Arrow is backed into the corner, holding his groin and not
looking too good. He decides to meet Gunn head-on, so he takes a place in the
middle of the ring facing the door. When Gunn stops in the middle of the
stairs, Moose beckons with his hand.
“Come on in. Don’t be shy.”
“Moosie, Moosie,” he chirps.
“Fuck you,” Moose says. He hates the nickname Moosie.
“Not today, dude. But you may be fucked.”
“Why would you say….”
Arrow slams into Moose from behind, knocking him forward
toward the corner, where he is met with a forearm across the face, knocking him
backward, where Arrow knocks his feet out from under him, slamming him to the
mat.
Gunn takes advantage of the situation to jump to the top
rope and moonsault off, landing on Moose near the middle of the ring. Arrow
quickly follows up with a series of elbows to the chest. Both wrestlers then
preen for the crowd before turning back to their downed opponent. Gunn laughs
as he struts over to Moose.
The smile is quickly erased from his face as Moose draws
both knees up to his chest and lashes out with both feet, striking Gunn in the
solar plexus and knocking him back into the ropes. When he rebounds off the
rope, Moose uses his feet to somersault Gunn over his head, slamming him to the
mat.
Arrow reacts to this by attempting another elbow drop,
but Moose rolls out of the way, meaning Arrow drives the tip of his elbow into
the mat. Gunn has staggered back to his feet, where Moose picks him up and
delivers a body slam, except instead of slamming him to the mat, he slams him
onto Arrow. Moose knows he needs to try to keep both wrestlers off balance
until Elk can join him and even the odds.
He pulls Gunn to his feet and whips him back-first into
the turnbuckle. He pulls Arrow up and does the same thing, causing Arrow to
slam back-first into Gunn, forcing him further into the corner. He charges
across the ring and slams a shoulder into Arrow’s abs, with the blow also being
transmitted to Gunn.
Moose pulls Arrow from the corner and slings him into the
ropes. As he rebounds, Moose bends over and back flips him to the mat. He grabs
Gunn and attempts the same move. However, Gunn manages to grab onto the top
rope with both arms and kicks his left foot out, slamming it into the side of
Moose’s head.
Moose staggers back, where Arrow, still off the mat,
grabs both ankles and yanks backward. Moose is propelled to the mat, where his
forehead slams into the unforgiving floor. Gunn follows up by dropping a leg
drop across the upper shoulder/neck, further stunning Moose.
The duo stretches each of Moose’s arms out, traps the
wrist to the ring floor, and begins delivering a series of knee drops into each
bicep. Each delivers 10 knee drops before stopping. Moose is pulled to his
feet, each arm wrapped across the shoulder of one of his opponents, and they
execute a suplex, once again slamming his head into the mat.
A groggy Moose is pulled, with some difficulty, to his
feet. He is placed back-to-back with Arrow, who slips his arms between Moose’s
arms and his chest. He then bends over, lifting Moose up into the air. Gunn
grabs one of his opponent’s legs, bends it at the knee, and positions the ankle
so Arrow can grab it. He repeats the same with the other leg. Moose is now
suspended across Arrow's back in a crucifixion hold.
Gunn makes a big show of making a fist, kissing it, then
slamming it into the taut abs of Moose. He repeats the move with the other
fist, then starts hammering away at the abs with alternating fists. He also throws fists into the groin, aiming
specifically for the balls.
Miller: I see that
the playbook for Team Hunter is to play dirty, as he hammers blows into his
opponent's groin. The poor ref doesn’t
know what to do.
Wrestlebard: They
are following the no-DQ playbook. Hunter
has taught them well. And as I said, the
ref is an idiot. All he has to do is
count to three when the time comes.
Miller: Looks like Moose is going to get some much-needed assistance, as the music for Elk, his partner, is beginning. Elk stands 6’ tall and weighs 185 pounds. He may look like a lightweight, but he is skilled and has a fighter’s heart.
Elk
Elk jogs through the curtain and looks down at the ring.
He sees Moose in a crucifix on Arrow’s back with Gunn raining blows down into
his abs. And Moose is looking a little worse for wear, so Elk wastes no time in
charging toward the ring.
When he is about halfway down the aisle, a masked
wrestler appears out of the crowd and charges behind him. Suddenly, Elk finds
himself knocked forward by a blow across the shoulders. He stumbles and runs
directly into the cage headfirst. He staggers back only to be grabbed and have
his forehead slammed into the cage two more times before being spun around, his
head forced downward, and locked between the thighs of the masked wrestler. A
second masked wrestler, attired exactly like the other, appears, and the two
lift Elk until he is perched on the shoulder of his attacker.
Miller: Who the hell are they?
Inside the ring, the ref is looking at the action
outside, confused. He looks back at the
wrestlers in the ring, not knowing what to do.
Miller: Instead of staring like a star-struck groupie, the
ref needs to do something about this.
Wrestlebard: About what?
Miller: The illegal interference from these two
wrestlers.
Wrestlebard: Not illegal, though, is it? It’s no DQ.
Moose tells the ref the same thing, so the ref just backs
up against the ropes. He looks like he
would rather be anywhere other than here.
In the next moment, Elk’s back and head slam into the
thin pads surrounding the ring as a powerbomb is executed. He is immediately
pulled back up, and the other masked wrestler executes the same move. It takes
both of the interlopers to pull a groggy Elk to his feet and position him for
the next move, which is a devastating piledriver. Elk’s body drops to the
floor, not moving, as he is not conscious at the moment.
Wrestlebard: Looks like Moose isn’t going to get the help
he is hoping for, at least not from Elk.
And for the record, that is a new tag team called the Maulers.
Maulers
The two wrestlers maneuver Elk’s dead weight up until he
is hanging over one of their shoulders like a sack of flour. They start up the
aisle on the opposite side of the ring, away from the wrestler’s entrance.
Wrestlebard: Looks like those two are taking out the
trash.
Miller: No, wait, they are going into the audience.
Halfway up the aisle, the two masked wrestlers turn into
a row and move to the middle, where three seats are vacant. Elk is dropped into
the middle seat. A roll of duct tape is produced and wrapped around the forearm
and the chair, securing Elk to the chair. One of the wrestlers reaches up and
strips Elk of his wrestling trunks, leaving him in only his jock strap.
Miller: That is totally uncalled for. Call for someone to come stop this outrage.
Wrestlebard:
Outrage? This is pure
justice. The outlaws are being
corralled.
Once the trunks are free, they are wadded up and forced
into Elk’s mouth, where they are secured with the duct tape wrapped around the
head. Both ankles are restrained similarly. One of the wrestlers begins
slapping Elk across the face back and forth, until he suddenly jerks and tries
to pull free. It takes him a few seconds to reorient himself before he realizes
the predicament he is in.
“Welcome to hell,” one of the wrestlers says as he and
his partner sit down on either side of him. “We find it extremely rude of you
to sit out here enjoying yourself while your partner is getting double-teamed
in there,” he continues as he nods to the ring.
Elk thinks the voices sound familiar, but he is having
trouble placing them. Elk looks to the ring and realizes that Moose is indeed
being double-teamed. He tries to yell and struggles, but he is firmly bound and
helpless to do anything to help Moose.
Of course, he should be worried about himself as the
other masked guy reaches over, grabs his balls, and squeezes as hard as he can.
“Hope you don’t want kids one day,” he laughs as he yanks and squeezes.
White-hot pain is radiating through Elk’s body, but he cannot escape, no matter
how hard he tries. His screams are muffled by the trunks taped in his mouth.
The wrestler releases the hold, but the pain continues. He is not focused on the action in the ring.
Wrestlebard: All’s fair. Besides, it looks like one of
the guys is trying to give him a ‘happy ending’, so he should be thankful.
In the ring, Moose is now outnumbered 2 to 1 for the next
two minutes. And at that time, the odds will increase to 3 to 1 when Hunter
enters the fray.
For a full minute after Elk is blindsided, Gunn tees off
on Moose's abs before Arrow drops him to the mat. The two wrestlers high-five
each other, and both do a double bicep pose for the crowd, who are booing and
letting everyone know they don’t appreciate what is happening.
Arrow turns back to his opponent first, only to be met by
a spear from Moose, who has managed to get back up. He drives Arrow backward,
where they both slam into Gunn, knocking him into the ring ropes, where his
head continues over the top rope to slam into the wire of the cage. He stumbles
backward only to trip over the two bodies on the mat and drop on top of the
pile.
While Moose, a tenacious wrestler, has managed to mount
an attack, Gunn, dropping on top of him, stuns his already weakened body and
derails his advantage. All three wrestlers slowly regain their feet. Gunn and
Arrow immediately go opposite each other with Moose in the middle. At an unseen
sign from Gunn, both of Moose’s opponents charge in. There are flying fists
everywhere and bodies moving around. It is hard for the crowd, who are
encouraging Moose, to figure out exactly what is happening and who is getting
the better of whom.
Miller: Well at this point we essentially have a free for
all in the ring.
Wrestlebard: Yeah, but Moose is using closed fists and
should be cautioned about that.
Miller: For god’s sake, Wrestlebard, it is a no DQ match.
Wrestlebard: That doesn’t mean all the rules have been
thrown out.
Miller: It LITERALLY does mean that. Well, the odds are
about to get even worse as I hear music starting.
Wrestlebard: Yes, that is Hunter’s music, which means he is going to set things right in the ring. He looks really dashing in those Royal Purple trunks, and he is doing what they show – Hunting. For those interested, he is 6’1” tall and 220 shredded pounds.
Hunter
The curtain parts, and Hunter comes through them. He
looks across the arena to see Elk sitting in the audience. He laughs and sends
a double thumbs up to the masked wrestlers sitting next to him. They reply in
kind. He then looks into the ring and
shakes his head. But a smile does cross his face, and he meanders down the
aisle to the ring. He is in no hurry and stops to antagonize some of the fans.
He enters the ring and climbs to the second rope in the
corner. Moose is losing the battle of fists, so Hunter waits until he is in a
good position, then leaps off the ropes, driving an elbow onto the top of
Moose's head. Moose stumbles and drops to his knees, where Arrow drives a knee
to the side of the head, dropping him to the ring floor. Gunn pulls his opponent to his feet and traps
the head between his legs.
Wrestlebard: Looks like he is going for a pile driver,
folks. That’s gonna hurt.
Miller: No, wait, he delivers a pedigree instead. Still
hurts, I’m sure.
Gunn grabs both arms behind the back before dropping to
the mat, driving Moose's head into it. As soon as Gunn moves out of the way,
Arrow drops a leg drop across the back of Moose's head. A woozy Moose is pulled
to his feet and dragged into the corner, where Hunter grabs him by the back of
the head and bounces his head off the turnbuckle repeatedly. When released, he
slumps to the mat.
Moose is very groggy after all the head shots he has
taken. He hasn’t had much of a chance for offense, which isn’t surprising, as
it has been three on one since Elk was abducted before entering the cage, and
Hunter, the third member of that team, has entered. Gunn and Arrow each grab an
arm and use it to haul him across the ring before slamming him back-first into
the far corner. Arrow kicks him in the balls, causing his hands to fly to his
crotch as he sinks to his ass on the ring floor.
Gunn and Arrow each grab a wrist and force the arm out
along the second rope. Moose isn’t offering much resistance at this point.
Hunter reaches over and grabs something that one of the masked wrestlers is
pushing through the cage. He wraps one of the items around each wrist, then
just above each elbow. Moose’s arms have now been zip-tied to the middle rope.
The ref is anxiously pleading with the guys to be “fair”. He is seriously considering a career change.
“This is a no DQ match, so this is fair,” Hunter reminds
him. As he is saying this, Arrow has stripped off Moose’s trunks, leaving him
only in his jockstrap.
“Well, maybe, but come on, that is totally unnecessary,”
the ref pleads.
“No ‘maybe’ about it, and Au contraire, it is most
necessary,” Hunter laughs.
Gunn grabs a foot and pulls it out along the bottom ring
rope. Moose is becoming a little more aware of what is happening, so he begins
to struggle and kick. Arrow grabs the leg to help stabilize while Hunter
immobilizes the other leg. Gunn unties
the boot laces and pulls them out of several eyelets before retying the laces
around the bottom rope tightly. This is repeated on the other leg. Moose, now
clad only in jockstrap, kneepads, and boots, is tied spreadeagle in the corner.
“Fucking, cheating cowards,” Moose yells until Arrow
picks up his discarded trunks, wads them up, and forces them into his mouth.
“Now be a good little boy and pay attention,” Hunter says
as he delivers a vicious bitch slap.
Gunn taps the toe of his boot into Moose’s balls and laughs when the eyes
open wider.
The trio takes several steps away from Moose and turns to
face across the ring, where the door to the cage is. By standing in this
fashion, they are blocking the view of Moose to anyone entering the ring. And
very shortly that shall be Bear.
Rubbing his hands together with glee, Arrow says, “This
should be fun.”
“For us maybe, but definitely not for him,” Gunn laughs.
“You can never be sure of that,” Hunter replies.
Miller: And that
is the music for our final entrant tonight, Bear, who stands 6’ tall and weighs
210 pounds. He is in for a big surprise.
Wrestlebard: He has
no idea that he is walking into a 3-on-1 situation. But he will soon find out.
Bear’s entrance music starts as he comes charging through
the curtain, down the aisle toward the cage entrance. He cannot see either of
his other teammates in the ring. One, because he isn’t there, and the other
because he is bound in the corner and hidden by his opponents. Not knowing what
the situation will be when he arrives, Bear doesn’t slow down in the least, as
the trio has anticipated him to do, but instead jumps and slides under the
bottom rope. He is on his feet before the three can attack. As they converge on him, Bear drives a
forearm across Arrow’s chest, knocking him backward and off balance.
Wrestlebard: That was illegal. It was across the throat.
Miller: It was across the chest, not the throat. Besides,
as you so frequently keep pointing out, this is no-DQ, so it wouldn’t be
illegal in any case.
Bear attempts to turn to his other two adversaries, but
Hunter delivers a high spin kick, while Gunn goes low with a leg sweep. The
result is Bear being knocked to his back. Once he is on the ground, Hunter and
Gunn descend on him like hyenas with fists and feet.
Wrestlebard: Bear is now getting the beating he so richly
deserves for all his cheating ways.
Miller: What universe are you from?
Hunter pulls Bear to his feet and throws him across the
ring into the ropes. He rebounds into a double clothesline from Hunter and
Arrow. Gunn joins the action by coming off the top rope with a 360 slamming
into Bear’s chest. Giving him no chance to recover, Arrow and then Hunter drop
elbows to his chest. The three wrestlers form an assembly line, dropping elbows
into his chest one after another.
Wrestlebard: Wow, Hunter dropped that last elbow, deep
into those abs. That has to hurt.
Bear folds upward when the last elbow drops. The trio has
rolled him to his stomach, where Hunter locks on a Camel clutch. Arrow goes to
the feet to apply a Boston crab. They are now lifting him in the air in a
variation of a standing surfboard. Bear screams, as if it feels like it is
being bent in half.
Gunn walks over to Moose and is doing something with his
jock strap. Moose is letting him know he is not happy, and Gunn slams a bitch
slap across his face. In a matter of seconds, Moose’s balls are lying on the
ring mat outside the jock. Gunn places
the toe of his wrestling boot on top of them. A loud scream erupts from Moose.
Wrestlebard: Oh my God! He is stepping on his balls and
grinding down like he is putting out a cigarette butt. Now that is a
civic-minded person.
Miller: That is a monster. That is what that is.
Hunter and Arrow have twisted around so that Bear is
facing into the corner. This is probably the first time he has seen Moose.
“Why are you just sitting there? I think your partner
could use a little help,” Hunter taunts Moose. Laughing, the duo drops Bear to
the mat, but Hunter immediately reapplies the Camel Clutch, and he has
reoriented his opponent.
Wrestlebard: Arrow is at the ring apron, yelling
something at the crowd. Aahh, I see now. The crowd is parting so that Bear has
a clear look at Elk sitting in his seat, just observing the action and not
helping at all.
Miller: Well, what choice does he have when he is taped
to the chair with a masked thug on either side of him?
Bear finally focuses on Elk and realizes that he is not
in the action. Suddenly, Elk’s head jerks up, and he begins to struggle.
Ignoring his own pain, Bear looks closer and realizes that the masked wrestler
in the next chair has grabbed his balls and is squeezing hard.
Gunn squats down in front of Hunter and a Camel-Clutched
Bear. He reaches out, grabbing a nipple in each hand, and twists, giving him a
purple nurple.
“Looks like you are all alone. Abandoned by one partner, and the other is
tied up.” He laughs.
Miller: Oh, come on, that is not necessary. That is just for pure humiliation.
Wrestlebard (laughing): Sure, it is. Needs to be reminded where he is and what
position he is in – a vulnerable one –as it should be.
Miller: Of course, you think so. Who the hell do you
think those three learned all their cheap tricks from?
Wrestlebard: How insulting. I just taught them to use
every tool available to them.
Hunter drops the clutch, rotates 180 degrees, and locks
on a Boston crab, bending the back as much as possible. Arrow drops to the mat
and sends a series of punches directly into the exposed balls. Bear screams
with each shot.
“Is that really necessary?” the ref asks, trying to
reason with the trio.
Arrow just laughs. “In a no DQ match, absofuckinglutely.”
Hunter drops the crab, grabs him by the hair, and yanks
him to his feet. Bear feels like his hair is being pulled out. Hunter rotates,
showing off Bear like a trophy to the crowd. Bear rotates so that he is facing Hunter,
and drives his right knee up into the crotch. Hunter flinches, but Bear screams
as a pain shoots up into his knee.
Wrestlebard: Looks like Hunter was prepared for Bear's
cheap, illegal move. Because of Bear’s reaction, I suspect Hunter is wearing
some protection from such nefarious doings.
While he is wearing protection and doesn’t feel much
pain, Hunter doesn’t appreciate the move, as he drives a fist to the right side
of his opponent's face, knocking Bear backward. Gunn wraps one arm around his
waist and, with the other, grabs the ankle and bends the leg. He lifts him and
drops him down with his knee impacting on Gunn’s outstretched thigh. He drops
to the mat face-first.
Arrow grabs the ankle, lifts the leg in the air, places
his foot behind the knee, and slams the knee into the mat. He does this twice
more before dropping the leg and rolling Bear to his back. Hunter, continuing
with his plan not to give Bear any breaks, grabs the injured leg to apply a
figure four. Bear slams out with his other leg, striking Hunter in the solar
plexus, who drops the leg and stumbles back.
Arrow responds by dropping an elbow into the solar
plexus, and Gunn immediately does the same thing. Hunter grabs the legs again,
locks in the figure-four, and drops back, applying as much pressure as
possible. Bear is screaming in pain, but the trio isn’t satisfied. Gunn wraps
his legs around Bear’s head, synching down a figure four headlock. Not wanting
to be left out, Arrow straddles Bear’s abs before applying a double pec claw,
sinking his fingers in deep.
Wrestlebard: Ha, if he didn’t know it before, he does
now.
Miller: Know what?
Wrestlebard: That he is fu… screwed. Hunter and company
are not going to give him any peace. They are going to take him apart. And he
deserves every minute of it.
Arrow is raising his ass then dropping it back down into
his abs, forcing air from his lungs. Bear feels like one big pain at this
point.
“I give no more,” Bear says, realizing that he is in
trouble and not likely to fight his way out of it.
“He submitted,” the ref informs the other three.
“Sorry, man. But the only way to end this is with a
pinfall. No submissions.”
“Yeah, just like YOU wanted,” Arrow gloated.
Wrestlebard: What a pussy. Good thing the only way the
match can end is with a pin. Hunter and associates can toughen him up.
Miller: More like torture him.
Wrestlebard: That is just a bonus.
The trio continues to apply pressure, and Bear keeps
trying to submit. Hunter raises slightly and says, “Give him our conditions for
releasing the hold,” he says to Arrow. Arrow leans forward to whisper to Bear.
“No, fuck no,” is Bear’s response.
“So be it,” Hunter replies as he drops back to the mat,
reaches out, and grabs the rope to help increase the pressure.
Bear holds out as long as he can before screaming, “Okay,
Okay, I’ll do it.”
“Break off,” Hunter says as he releases the figure four
leg lock. Gunn does the same with the headlock, but Arrow holds onto the pec
claw for a few more seconds before releasing them and driving a fist into the
solar plexus. All three of the heels stand. Bear struggles to get his breath
after the last blow.
Hunter reaches down and pulls Bear into a hands-and-knees
position. “On all fours and all four of the guys in the ring,” he scowls in a
threatening voice.
Bear wants to tell him to fuck off, but realizes that
discretion is the better part of valor. He slowly crawls across the ring to
where the ref is standing. When the ref starts to move, Gunn moves beside him.
“Stay put if you want this to stop.”
Confused, the ref stands there looking. Bear reaches him,
lowers his face to the mat, and kisses and licks each foot. The ref tries to
step back, but Gunn places his hand on his back.
“Just relax and enjoy it,” he tells him. Another career is mandatory, thinks the ref.
The crowd boos and screams as the unholy trio gloats.
Bear repeats the maneuver with each of the three wrestlers in the ring.
Wrestlebard: Finally, finally, Bear is showing respect to
the superior wrestlers.
Miller: This is disgusting that they are making him do
this.
After kissing the feet of Hunter, Bear seems to relax.
Suddenly, he is jerked to his knees, and his face is slammed into Hunter’s
groin. The pain explodes across his face
as he impacts the metal cup that Hunter has him place. He rubs his face all over his groin, not for
any advantage, but just for pure humiliation.
The crowd is going crazy, screaming at Hunter’s
team. Some are pleading for the ref to
stop the action, while a few others are cheering Hunter and his team. Bear is pulled up and placed sitting on
Hunter's shoulder, where he is subjected to a powerbomb, slamming him to the
mat. He is pulled back up and placed between Gunn and Arrow with his arms
draped over each of their shoulders. Each one places a foot inside of Bear’s
ankles and pulls his legs apart. He is now being held in an open cross. Hunter
stands in front of him and takes a boxer stance. He slowly extends one fist and
caresses Bear’s six-pack abs almost gently.
“No, no, you promised,” Bear whined.
“Yes, and I kept my promise. We dropped. I didn’t say anything about
applying a different hold. But now, Fun
time,” he screams as he starts using Bear’s abs as his own personal punching
bag. He makes sure to rotate where he strikes so that every aspect of Bear’s
abs is battered. Soon, the punches are coming so hard and so fast that Bear is
having trouble catching his breath. However, he cannot pull free of his two
captors. H
Miller: Bear is wide open and helpless at this point. His abs are turning red, and I swear each
punch is sinking a little deeper.
Wrestlebard: He is only getting what he deserves.
Thinking he could come in here and take over the league. A little humility is
what is called for.
Hunter stops the punches and nods at Arrow, who turns his
head and begins whispering in Bear’s ear.
“Hell, no,” he screams.
Wrestlebard: Evidently, he doesn’t like the terms. But he
will probably regret not accepting them.
Hunter resumes his beating, but Bear refuses again when
asked. Hunter looks at Gunn and nods to him. Gunn and Arrow quickly rearrange
Bear so that he is now held in a full nelson by Arrow. Gunn walks over to
Moose, who seems to know what is coming, and starts shaking his head no.
Gunn smirks as he walks up and places the tip of his boot
into Moose’s exposed groin. He moves it around until it is in the right place
and then begins pressing down. Moose begins to moan and then scream, but most
of the sound is masked by the trunks in his mouth. He thrashes as much as
possible.
Miller: Another disgusting and uncalled for move.
As soon as Gunn starts to push down, Hunter resumes his
speed work on Bear’s abs. When asked again, he still refuses.
However, when he turns and realizes what is happening to
Moose, he quickly says, “Yes, Yes, okay, Yes, just stop.”
Gunn slowly pulls his foot up while Hunter drops his
hands and steps closer to Arrow and Bear, still held in the full Nelson. He
slowly raises his arm into the air until his pit is exposed. He steps forward
until he is almost touching Bear. While a look of reluctance, Bear extends his
tongue and begins licking into the sweaty pit.
Miller: Oh, come on, this is disgusting. This isn’t
wrestling. This is bullying and humiliation.
Wrestlebard (laughing): Yes, it is, and it is perfect for
putting him in place.
The crowd agrees with Miller and begins booing and
yelling. However, many of the yells are directed at Bear, calling him names and
berating him for his actions. For the next several minutes, Bear continues
licking until the pits of all three wrestlers have received his attention.
Out in the audience, one of the Maulers leans over to Elk
and says, “You should thank us. Or that
could have been you……Cousin.”
Elk jerks his head to look at each of the two masked
wrestlers. He can now place the voices –
those of his identical twin cousins who made it their life’s goal to bully and
torture him as kids. Looks like they
were continuing the tradition as adults.
Both masked wrestlers laugh when they see the look of understanding
cross Elk’s face.
“Good to see you again, cuz,” one says as each of them slaps
him in the balls. “I’m sure it will not be the last time.”
Hunter signals for the ref to come over and receive the
same treatment. At first, he refuses, but when he sees Gunn heading over toward
Moose, he reluctantly relents. He walks over and slowly starts to pull his
sleeve up.
“No boy. Take off
the shirt,” Hunter demands.
The ref looks like he is going to pass out. He doesn’t enjoy being exposed in public like
that.
Shirtless Ref
When the shirt is removed, Hunter grabs it and uses it to
wipe down his body. Gunn and Arrow
follow suit. When the ref is naked above
the waist, several people in the audience whistle and call out some obscenities
when they see his well-developed hair-covered pecs.
“You should show that off more often,” Hunter says. Even as he blushes, the ref is secretly
pleased by the comment. In a matter of
moments, Bear’s tongue is buried deep in the pits. When the ref tries to step
back, Hunter pushes him forward. Bear and the ref are both mortified but have
no other options. They stand there until
both pits are clean.
Wrestlebard: I can’t believe Bear doesn’t have more
self-respect than that.
Miller: He doesn’t really have much choice. I mean,
Moose’s balls are on the line.
Wrestlebard: That is Moose’s problem. He shouldn’t have
allowed himself to get into that position. I’d never give up my self-respect
for someone else.
Miller: Of that I have no doubt.
After finishing the ref’s second pit, Hunter quickly
grabs Bear and lifts him in an over-the-shoulder back breaker. He puts one hand
on the chin to pull down and the other on the thigh to get as much stretch as
possible on the back. After a few moments, he switches to a grip on the balls
and, out of instinct, also moves the hand over the mouth. But in this match,
that isn’t necessary.
The ref backs up and watches the action. Surprisingly, to himself, he is less nervous
now. He watches as the trio continues
their assault.
Gunn walks over and teases Moose before stepping up
close, grabbing the back of his head, and forcing his head into his crotch,
rubbing it back and forth. Most in the crowd boo, but several laugh and
encourage him.
Miller: There seems to be a shift in the audience
loyalty.
Wrestlebard: They are just coming to their senses about
who they should have been cheering for all along.
Hunter jumps twice and then allows Bear to slide off his
shoulders onto the mat. He is not given much time to rest, however, as the trio
quickly maneuvers him into position for a standing surfboard. After only a
couple of seconds, Arrow reaches up and pulls down on the chin. Bear’s head is
touching the mat, his back is arched up into the air, where Arrow’s leg holds
his legs. The pain in his back and abs is intense.
Gunn stands between Arrow’s legs and begins to almost
gently slap Bear’s balls. The goal isn’t pain but stimulation. And it appears
to be working as Bear’s trunks seem to be tenting. And the crowd notes it. Some
in the crowd grow louder, and they are obviously anti-Team Bear.
Hunter walks over to where Moose is hanging out, tied in
the corner. Moose begins to shake his head back and forth, knowing what is
coming. And he is correct. Hunter’s wrestling boot finds the balls in front of
him and begins pressing down. He reaches down and yanks the trunks from the
mouth.
“Please, no, no, don’t, no more,” Moose begins to beg.
The more he begs, the harder Hunter presses until he begins screaming at full
volume.
Meanwhile, Bear has been saying ‘no’ to whatever Arrow
has been suggesting to him, but hearing Moose’s increasing scream, and
realizing that he is showing quite the package, he finally screams: “Yes, Yes.
Okay, damn it, yes.”
Hunter smiles, what could only be called an evil smirk, as
he realizes that success is at hand. He
slowly releases the nuts and turns back to where Bear is dropped to the mat. He
swaggers over to Bear and looks down.
“Time to settle this once and for all. Time for you to give up the last of your
manhood, boy,” he sneers.
Bear crawls himself up to his knees. “Please don’t make
me do this, Hunter.”
“Oh no, you aren’t getting out of this. We are putting
this feud to bed – PERMANENTLY.”
“I’ll leave the league, give you free hand,” Bear
continues. “But please not this.
Laughing Hunter replies, “That is going to happen anyway.
Now are you going to do this, or is Moose going to become Moosie?”
The crowd watches in some confusion as Bear opens his
mouth. They cringe when Hunter spat a loogie into the mouth, and Bear swallowed.
The abuse addressed to Bear increases. Hunter slowly unties the tie holding his
trunks.
Miller: You can’t be serious. This can’t be about to
happen.
Wrestlebard: I think it is, and it will be wonderful.
The crowd goes almost silent as they watch Hunter pull
his trunks down and pull out his cock. There are several gasps in the audience
when this happens. Not only is the cock something to appreciate, but just the
fact that it is being pulled out is stunning. This is horrible, many think, but
it will actually be much worse.
Hunter points his cock at Bear’s mouth and then, to the
surprise of many, a stream of piss shoots out and lands in Bear’s mouth. The
screams of disgust and revulsion come instantly and loudly. Hunter stops after
several seconds and puts his cock back as he nods at Bear, who swallows. Many
cannot see the tears escape Bear’s eyes.
Arrow leans over and whispers in Bear’s ear. Bear shoots his gaze over to the corner,
where he sees Gunn with his boot ready. The boos and howls from the crowd are
overwhelming.
Bear says something unintelligible to the crowd. Arrow slaps him on the back of his head and
says, “Louder.”
“Thank you, Master Hunter,” Bear says with obvious
revulsion in his voice. The entire crowd
is now jeering and insulting Bear.
Miller: Someone,
please, stop this. What else can happen?
“You want a go?” Hunter asks the ref, who hesitates for a
moment before shaking his head. Hunter notes the hesitation and files it away
for later.
Hunter pulls Bear to his feet, and he offers no
resistance. He quickly twists him into an abdominal stretch, and Arrow
immediately starts throwing punches into the abs. The crowd cheers and applauds
as each blow lands.
Wrestlebard: Looks like the crowd has solidified behind
Team Hunter. Team Bear looks like it is history.
Dropping the abdominal stretch, Hunter and Gunn help
Arrow to secure a tarantula hold on Bear.
With the cage in the way, normally it would be almost impossible to get
him in this position, but with the three of them working together, it is
accomplished. Hunter and Gunn alternate
using Bear’s destroyed abs for sparring work.
The crowd continues to cheer each blow.
Hunter walks over to the ref and forces him to stand in
front of Bear.
“Throw some fists,” Hunter demands.
The ref refuses.
He turns his head as he hears some screams coming from the corner and
realizes Gunn is stomping on Moose’s balls again.
“Throw some first,” Hunter repeats. The ref throws a few light punches, but
Hunter demands more, and Moose’s screams increase until finally the ref is
throwing full strength punches into the abs while Bear screams helplessly. The abs are turning bright red, and the ref
can feel each punch sinking a little deeper.
Miller: This is
just too much. At this point, the match
should be stopped. I mean, my god, the
ref is being forced to help the unholy trio.
Wrestlebard: Probably
enjoying it. Also match only ends by Pinfall. That is what Bear wanted, and that is what
Bear got.
Miller: Yes, but
this is no longer wrestling; it is torture pure and simple. Listen to the
man. He has been reduced to begging and
pleading for the action to stop.
Wrestlebard: And
what a wonderful sound it is. I could
listen to that all night.
In the ring, the trio continues to employ a series of
moves to inflict further pain and humiliation, and the crowd cheers each
movement and each hold. Occasionally, the ref is forced to join in. Finally, Bear is body slammed to the mat, and
each of the trio puts a single finger on Bear. One on each on the nipples and
one on the cockhead. The ref drops down and initiates a quick three-count to
end the match.
When the trio stands and shoots victory poses for the
crowd, the crowd cheers and applauds.
Miller: The crowd has definitely turned. Looks like Team
Hunter has established dominance in this league. And for Team Bear. Well…..
Wrestlebard: They
have been put in their places.
After the count, the ref starts to walk over to Moose to
help release him, but Arrow and Gunn get in his way and grab a bicep each. They
then forcibly escort the ref to the door and out of the cage. Arrow grabs a bag
that is handed to him by one of the mystery wrestlers and reenters the cage.
“You should come see us in the locker room later. We will finish giving you your reward,” Gunn
says to the ref. The ref walks slowly up
the aisle, occasionally glancing back into the ring. He doesn’t really know what to make of all
this, but he is enjoying the praise he is getting from the crowd. He decides to show up in the locker room to
see what it is all about. And a career change is no longer necessary.
Arrow walks over to Hunter, opens the bag, and Hunter
reaches in, pulls something out, and tosses it to Bear.
“Put this on,” he demands.
Bear starts to refuse until he realizes that Gunn has
walked back over to Moose and is gently kicking at his exposed balls. He takes the object and places the collar
around his neck. Inscribed in the leather are the words “Property of Hunter”.
When Hunter hands him the second object, he hooks the leash to the collar and
then hands it to Hunter, who smirks as he takes it. He leads Bear around the
ring like a dog to the appreciation of the crowd.
They stop in front of Moose, who cries, “I’m sorry, Bear,
I’m so sorry.” He has tears in his eyes. Bear, after Hunter leans down and
whispers in his ear, says nothing but leans over and kisses Moose's balls. The
cheers from the crowd increase.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” Moose keeps repeating, tears
running down his cheeks.
The trio exits the ring, leading Bear like a dog. Hunter
reaches into the bag and pulls out two thick chains, which he uses to lock the
cage door tight. A few of the league's administrators are making their way down
to the ring. Why they waited so long no one knows. In reality, other
administrators had kept them distracted.
As the administrators arrive and start arguing, several
other league officials arrive, and after discussion, they all leave. Hunter
shakes hands with a couple of them. He then leads Bear up the aisle, stopping
occasionally to make Bear kiss the foot of a fan. In his periphery, Bear can see cell phones
recording the action. The bootlegged copy of the recording of this match would
go viral before morning. The still pics
were on the net forever.
Miller: It looks like the direction of this league is
changing.
Wrestlebard: For the better, obviously.
Miller: Tonight will definitely be talked about for a
long time.
As he walks by the announcer's table, Hunter shakes hands
with Wrestlebard, hugs him, and thanks him for his mentorship. Miller is
correct; the league has just changed because while Hunter is taking care of
business in the ring, his associates in the league have been doing their thing with
the leadership.
Things are definitely changing around here, and one of
those changes means Wrestlebard can quit looking for a new job. He was just
named the League's new Commissioner. And
since most wrestlers had signed contracts before tonight’s match, many can’t
even leave and go elsewhere. They will just have to see what is up.
What is up for that night is that Elk, astounded by what
his cousins have done, is left taped to the chair, while Moose remains tied in
the corner. When asked what will happen to them, Hunter replies that the arena will
be rented out the next morning by two groups who will use the ring to settle
their issues. One group is skinheads, and the other is a motorcycle club. Whether
they would also be using the two wrestlers was up to them.
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TEAM HUNTER
Hunter Arrow Gunn
TEAM BEAR
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