Event 2 Match 3:
Dane vs. "Dirty" Harry
and "BAM" Whitman
Interlude: "Dirty" and BAM before
their match (MS and Lineman)
In the Cruiserweight/Heavyweight locker room, Harry
and BAM were getting pumped for their match against Dane, who had already gone
out to be ready for his entrance.
"Yo, this fed is great, guys... I hope we all know what we have here. Free reign." Harry said.
"YEAH, WE RULE" BAM screamed.
"Really, though.... we need to make sure that
the jobbers know they are ours to squash. We need to make sure they understand
the pecking order." Across the room, Major Squash chimed in. "Hell
yes. People come here; they want to see jobbers squashed. Besides, the harder
we squash them, the more we make."
"That's true," all said.
"Yeah, but what can we do other than win our
matches as best we can?" Lineman asked.
Almost in unison, Harry and Major Squash answered,
"help each other."
"I don't know... it's hard enough for the
little guys," Lineman shot back.
Harry had thought this through, though. "Yeah,
but they already get paid double what we do. And besides, they know what the
fed's about - like the Major said, people want to see jobbers squashed. Hell,
that's what jobbers are FOR! Crushing however we want!"
Maj. Squash looked at Harry, "so you and BAM
want some help with Dane? What about middleweights?"
"Dane's a self-righteous jobber-lover. He
deserves to get squashed along with them."
The major looked pleased. "All right
then."
Event 2 Match 3:
Dane vs. "Dirty" Harry
and "BAM" Whitman
After Phil had taken his bows and helped Jake up
and out of the ring, George announced the next match's contenders. "The
following match-up is scheduled for thirty minutes. The underdog in this match,
weighing in at 208 pounds, DANE!" The audience, most of whom had been
there two weeks before, welcomed Dane very warmly to the ring. "And his
opponents, at a combined weight of 494 pounds, "Dirty" HARRY and
"BAM" Whitman!" The heels came to the ring to some applause and
many boos. Harry's funk made the closer audience members creep back from the
rails, and even BAM kept his distance. While Harry stepped up onto the apron,
BAM stepped into the ring. The bell rang, and the wrestlers moved to lock up.
BAM lunged, and Dane hip-tossed him to the mat. BAM was right back up, only to
be hip tossed again. Up a third time, BAM ducked an attempted dropkick, and
threw himself onto Dane, slamming a knee down half on his back half across his
butt. Dane shot back an arm, trying to elbow the heavy, but BAM managed to grab
it and wrench it up into a hammerlock. They struggled on the mat for a minute,
BAM trying to get Dane's other arm and Dane trying to roll out or kick BAM or
do something to get out.
Unseen by Dane, Harry moved to interfere, drawing
George's attention away from the action. BAM took the opportunity to grab a
handful of hair and bash Dane's forehead to the mat a few times. He got up, and
pulled Dane up, still in the hammerlock. He pulled Dane toward the heel's
corner and tagged in Harry. As Harry stepped through the ropes, Dane attempted
to reverse the hammerlock, but BAM held it, and grabbed his head. BAM held
Dane's stretched-back arm wide open for Harry, who pounded the jobber's
shoulder five times before George pulled BAM off him. Dane stumbled against the
ropes, and Harry grabbed his bad arm to whip him across the ring. He whipped,
and Dane screamed, sliding to his knees on the mat. When Harry went to drive
Dane's head to the mat, though, the blond wrestler rolled out of the way and
Harry landed on his head on the mat. Dane got to his feet, holding his
shoulder, then stretching it out. After a moment, he approached Harry and
rolled him over onto his back. Dane then sat on Harry's back and pulled his
arms back into a double armbar. Then he leg-scissored Harry's arms together.
Harry screamed and beat the mat, but refused to submit when George asked. He
squirmed and rolled, and managed after a minute to pull free. Dane was on his
feet instantly, and Harry backed himself into the ropes on his knees, begging
Dane for mercy before the crowd.
Dane stopped, seeing that Harry was on the ropes.
He let Harry get to his feet, and then lunged as soon as the dirty one left the
ropes. Harry was ready, though, and ducked, pulling the top rope down with him,
so Dane went careening to the floor below. Harry went to follow, but George
stopped him, and almost had to restrain Harry as Dane recovered and slowly got
up. BAM started to drop down to the floor, but George looked over, so the
footballer merely smiled. When George returned his attention to Harry, however,
BAM looked back to the locker room area and motioned for someone to `come on
down.' The audience was aghast as the monstrous Major Squash emerged from the
locker room area, behind George, and made his way to the ring. When the
behemoth got to Dane, the cruiserweight had just gotten to his knees against
the ring apron. MS slammed a massive arm down on Dane's head, sending him back
onto his butt on the floor. The heavy used a foot to press Dane to his back,
and then stepped up onto him. As Dane strained to breathe, MS just remained
standing on him, while Harry's attempts to get past George escalated. When the
enormous heel stepped off of him, Dane wheezed to get breath. The behemoth
wasn't done, though. He pulled Dane up and into a bearhug, which he held for
only moments before crushing the jobber's lower back against the ring apron six
times in succession. The sixth time, Dane screamed, and Maj. Squash dropped him
just as George looked around.
When the ref began to suspect interference, MS
threw his hands up and said, "I was helping him." Meanwhile, Dane
groveled on the floor at the giant's feet. Harry tried to take advantage of
George's distraction to run around the ref, but George caught him and backed
him into a corner. Now BAM was able to drop down and join Major at ringside.
The two pulled Dane to his feet and both sidewalk slammed him to the floor. As
Major got up, BAM dragged a limp Dane up to his feet and propped him against
one of the steel support poles. Soon as he was up, Major took off, and slammed
into - not Dane! - the steel pole. Now George again looked around, and ordered
BAM to put Dane back in the ring and leave Major alone. Obeying, BAM picked
Dane up and rolled him under the bottom rope at Harry's feet. Harry looked
happier than a pig in shit. He pulled Dane up and whipped him into the corner.
He approached slow, and dodged an attempted kick. Then he started kicking,
pounding his foot into Dane's gut and chest over and over, as the jobber slowly
sunk to the mat in the corner. Then Harry planted a foot on Dane's throat and
choked him against the bottom turnbuckle until George pulled him off.
Harry yelled at the crowd, "YEAH... HOW"S
GOLDEN BOY DOING NOW??" He went across the ring from Dane and then ran
back, slamming his ass onto the blond wrestler's chest and Bronco busting him
in the corner for almost a minute. When he was done, Harry pulled Dane by a
foot out to the center of the ring and tagged BAM. BAM climbed to the top
turnbuckle and leapt, bringing his shin slamming down on Dane's forehead. As
Dane rolled groggily on the mat, BAM got up. The heavy pulled Dane back to his
feet and threw him into the ropes. When Dane bounced back, he was viciously
speared to the mat. Next, BAM lifted and suplexed the rookie. After Dane kicked
out of an attempted pin, BAM pulled him to his feet and walked him over to the
heels' corner. Harry tagged in and they double-DDT'd Dane to the mat. As BAM
got out on the apron, Harry pulled Dane back up and lifted him into position
for Harry's finisher. Dane was bearhugged upside-down, his face held planted in
Harry's disgusting crotch by the bigger wrestler's legs. Harry held Dane there
for a minute before piledriving his head to the mat. He then grabbed the
wrecked wrestler's legs and sat on his face for the pin, 1-2-3.
The audience boo'd as Harry's arm was again raised
in victory over Dane, and their boos grew as BAM stepped into the ring and held
the ropes open for Major Squash to do the same. George protested the coming
after-match abuse, but Harry and BAM double-teamed him, nailing him in the gut
and then double-DDTing him to the mat. Major Squash had already gone after
Dane's prone form, bouncing off the ropes and slamming him across the face with
a huge leg drop. While MS climbed to his feet, Harry and BAM got Dane to his.
When MS was up, they threw Dane at him. The jobber bounced right off and landed
hard back on the mat. Now Harry again sat on his face, gyrating and bouncing to
literally rub Dane's face in it. When he was done, they dragged Dane to a
corner and lay him face down, his head in the corner. MS stepped over him. The
audience was screaming for them to stop, but MS nonetheless climbed up to the
second rope. He bounced up and down for a moment before jumping and slamming
down onto Dane's back. When he got up, Harry rolled Dane over while MS climbed
again to the second turnbuckle. Again, he leapt, crashing almost 650 pounds
down onto Dane's chest. As BAM helped Major Squasher back to his feet, the
crowd suddenly erupted in applause. Looking to the locker room, they saw Ty
running down to the ring. Waiting for his match, he had seen them demolishing
Dane needlessly, and after the second vertical splash could watch no more.
Ty slid into the ring and was immediately assaulted
with stomps by Harry and BAM, but he fought his way to his feet and punched
Harry square in the jaw. BAM grabbed him from behind and spine-busted him over
his knee. Ty wasn't done though. He stood right up and dropkicked BAM into a
corner. As he turned to go after Major, though, Major was already on him. Ty
turned around as the heavyweight leapt off the second turnbuckle at him,
slamming into him cross-body and crashing down onto Ty. BAM helped Major up,
and they laid Ty on top of Dane. Again, the huge heavyweight climbed to the
second rope, and splashed down onto Ty's chest, crushing him and Dane beneath
him. Twice more, Major Squash climbed the ropes and plowed his ass down onto Ty
and Dane. During this, Harry screamed at the audience, "THIS IS WHAT
JOBBERS GET!" After the third and final vertical splash, George had
finally managed to drive Harry and BAM from the ring, and now did the same with
the Major. Ty lay on top of Dane in the corner, both utterly squashed. George
brought them both around and helped them up. To Ty, he asked, "ready for
your match with Dozer?" Ty, whose chest felt an inch flatter and hurt if
he breathed in too deep, could only say, "I hope so."
He helped Dane, who was in even worse shape than
him, back to the locker room. The blond cruiserweight had lasted eighteen
minutes before being pinned.
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