Tomorrow, May 18, is now officially being declared a Day of Mourning. The day will begin with whimpering, crying, screaming, stomping of feet and refusing to get out of bed. After that, I shall get out of bed (because, Dammit I am an adult and have to) and begin my week.
"Why all the caterwauling?", you may ask. Because it's my birthday and I don't like the number. It's wrong, wrong, I tell you.
To "celebrate" this horrible occasion, this will be the "Week of the Mangler", as I will publish an old Mangler story each day. Hope you guys gets some enjoyment out of this horrible week and day, as I will not.😂😈😭
Well it's just a number and not a 'demand' on how ya shall be. So hopefully it'll be a good one and yar 'number' won't take ya out on the mats like in yar stories.
ReplyDeleteI realize that some calendars are printed on really strong paper but I feel confident that with enough rest between pages you should be able to WIN this one!!!! GO TEAR THEM UP!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy B-day, like it or not, we all have to suffer through them. Hopefully with a few friends to make u feel worse (beatdown) or better (drinks on hand). Cheers to whichever option played out--or with Covid shutting us down, to celebrating however you can. Happy Mangler's Day, and continued thanks for resurrecting the old and new stories on this site!
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