Event 2: Match # 3

 

Event 2 Match 3:

Dane vs. "Dirty" Harry and "BAM" Whitman

Interlude: "Dirty" and BAM before their match (MS and Lineman)

In the Cruiserweight/Heavyweight locker room, Harry and BAM were getting pumped for their match against Dane, who had already gone out to be ready for his entrance.

"Yo, this fed is great, guys... I hope we all know what we have here. Free reign." Harry said.

"YEAH, WE RULE" BAM screamed.

"Really, though.... we need to make sure that the jobbers know they are ours to squash. We need to make sure they understand the pecking order." Across the room, Major Squash chimed in. "Hell yes. People come here; they want to see jobbers squashed. Besides, the harder we squash them, the more we make."

"That's true," all said.

"Yeah, but what can we do other than win our matches as best we can?" Lineman asked.

Almost in unison, Harry and Major Squash answered, "help each other."

"I don't know... it's hard enough for the little guys," Lineman shot back.

Harry had thought this through, though. "Yeah, but they already get paid double what we do. And besides, they know what the fed's about - like the Major said, people want to see jobbers squashed. Hell, that's what jobbers are FOR! Crushing however we want!"

Maj. Squash looked at Harry, "so you and BAM want some help with Dane? What about middleweights?"

"Dane's a self-righteous jobber-lover. He deserves to get squashed along with them."

The major looked pleased. "All right then."

 

Event 2 Match 3:

Dane vs. "Dirty" Harry and "BAM" Whitman

After Phil had taken his bows and helped Jake up and out of the ring, George announced the next match's contenders. "The following match-up is scheduled for thirty minutes. The underdog in this match, weighing in at 208 pounds, DANE!" The audience, most of whom had been there two weeks before, welcomed Dane very warmly to the ring. "And his opponents, at a combined weight of 494 pounds, "Dirty" HARRY and "BAM" Whitman!" The heels came to the ring to some applause and many boos. Harry's funk made the closer audience members creep back from the rails, and even BAM kept his distance. While Harry stepped up onto the apron, BAM stepped into the ring. The bell rang, and the wrestlers moved to lock up. BAM lunged, and Dane hip-tossed him to the mat. BAM was right back up, only to be hip tossed again. Up a third time, BAM ducked an attempted dropkick, and threw himself onto Dane, slamming a knee down half on his back half across his butt. Dane shot back an arm, trying to elbow the heavy, but BAM managed to grab it and wrench it up into a hammerlock. They struggled on the mat for a minute, BAM trying to get Dane's other arm and Dane trying to roll out or kick BAM or do something to get out.

Unseen by Dane, Harry moved to interfere, drawing George's attention away from the action. BAM took the opportunity to grab a handful of hair and bash Dane's forehead to the mat a few times. He got up, and pulled Dane up, still in the hammerlock. He pulled Dane toward the heel's corner and tagged in Harry. As Harry stepped through the ropes, Dane attempted to reverse the hammerlock, but BAM held it, and grabbed his head. BAM held Dane's stretched-back arm wide open for Harry, who pounded the jobber's shoulder five times before George pulled BAM off him. Dane stumbled against the ropes, and Harry grabbed his bad arm to whip him across the ring. He whipped, and Dane screamed, sliding to his knees on the mat. When Harry went to drive Dane's head to the mat, though, the blond wrestler rolled out of the way and Harry landed on his head on the mat. Dane got to his feet, holding his shoulder, then stretching it out. After a moment, he approached Harry and rolled him over onto his back. Dane then sat on Harry's back and pulled his arms back into a double armbar. Then he leg-scissored Harry's arms together. Harry screamed and beat the mat, but refused to submit when George asked. He squirmed and rolled, and managed after a minute to pull free. Dane was on his feet instantly, and Harry backed himself into the ropes on his knees, begging Dane for mercy before the crowd.

Dane stopped, seeing that Harry was on the ropes. He let Harry get to his feet, and then lunged as soon as the dirty one left the ropes. Harry was ready, though, and ducked, pulling the top rope down with him, so Dane went careening to the floor below. Harry went to follow, but George stopped him, and almost had to restrain Harry as Dane recovered and slowly got up. BAM started to drop down to the floor, but George looked over, so the footballer merely smiled. When George returned his attention to Harry, however, BAM looked back to the locker room area and motioned for someone to `come on down.' The audience was aghast as the monstrous Major Squash emerged from the locker room area, behind George, and made his way to the ring. When the behemoth got to Dane, the cruiserweight had just gotten to his knees against the ring apron. MS slammed a massive arm down on Dane's head, sending him back onto his butt on the floor. The heavy used a foot to press Dane to his back, and then stepped up onto him. As Dane strained to breathe, MS just remained standing on him, while Harry's attempts to get past George escalated. When the enormous heel stepped off of him, Dane wheezed to get breath. The behemoth wasn't done, though. He pulled Dane up and into a bearhug, which he held for only moments before crushing the jobber's lower back against the ring apron six times in succession. The sixth time, Dane screamed, and Maj. Squash dropped him just as George looked around.

When the ref began to suspect interference, MS threw his hands up and said, "I was helping him." Meanwhile, Dane groveled on the floor at the giant's feet. Harry tried to take advantage of George's distraction to run around the ref, but George caught him and backed him into a corner. Now BAM was able to drop down and join Major at ringside. The two pulled Dane to his feet and both sidewalk slammed him to the floor. As Major got up, BAM dragged a limp Dane up to his feet and propped him against one of the steel support poles. Soon as he was up, Major took off, and slammed into - not Dane! - the steel pole. Now George again looked around, and ordered BAM to put Dane back in the ring and leave Major alone. Obeying, BAM picked Dane up and rolled him under the bottom rope at Harry's feet. Harry looked happier than a pig in shit. He pulled Dane up and whipped him into the corner. He approached slow, and dodged an attempted kick. Then he started kicking, pounding his foot into Dane's gut and chest over and over, as the jobber slowly sunk to the mat in the corner. Then Harry planted a foot on Dane's throat and choked him against the bottom turnbuckle until George pulled him off.

Harry yelled at the crowd, "YEAH... HOW"S GOLDEN BOY DOING NOW??" He went across the ring from Dane and then ran back, slamming his ass onto the blond wrestler's chest and Bronco busting him in the corner for almost a minute. When he was done, Harry pulled Dane by a foot out to the center of the ring and tagged BAM. BAM climbed to the top turnbuckle and leapt, bringing his shin slamming down on Dane's forehead. As Dane rolled groggily on the mat, BAM got up. The heavy pulled Dane back to his feet and threw him into the ropes. When Dane bounced back, he was viciously speared to the mat. Next, BAM lifted and suplexed the rookie. After Dane kicked out of an attempted pin, BAM pulled him to his feet and walked him over to the heels' corner. Harry tagged in and they double-DDT'd Dane to the mat. As BAM got out on the apron, Harry pulled Dane back up and lifted him into position for Harry's finisher. Dane was bearhugged upside-down, his face held planted in Harry's disgusting crotch by the bigger wrestler's legs. Harry held Dane there for a minute before piledriving his head to the mat. He then grabbed the wrecked wrestler's legs and sat on his face for the pin, 1-2-3.

The audience boo'd as Harry's arm was again raised in victory over Dane, and their boos grew as BAM stepped into the ring and held the ropes open for Major Squash to do the same. George protested the coming after-match abuse, but Harry and BAM double-teamed him, nailing him in the gut and then double-DDTing him to the mat. Major Squash had already gone after Dane's prone form, bouncing off the ropes and slamming him across the face with a huge leg drop. While MS climbed to his feet, Harry and BAM got Dane to his. When MS was up, they threw Dane at him. The jobber bounced right off and landed hard back on the mat. Now Harry again sat on his face, gyrating and bouncing to literally rub Dane's face in it. When he was done, they dragged Dane to a corner and lay him face down, his head in the corner. MS stepped over him. The audience was screaming for them to stop, but MS nonetheless climbed up to the second rope. He bounced up and down for a moment before jumping and slamming down onto Dane's back. When he got up, Harry rolled Dane over while MS climbed again to the second turnbuckle. Again, he leapt, crashing almost 650 pounds down onto Dane's chest. As BAM helped Major Squasher back to his feet, the crowd suddenly erupted in applause. Looking to the locker room, they saw Ty running down to the ring. Waiting for his match, he had seen them demolishing Dane needlessly, and after the second vertical splash could watch no more.

Ty slid into the ring and was immediately assaulted with stomps by Harry and BAM, but he fought his way to his feet and punched Harry square in the jaw. BAM grabbed him from behind and spine-busted him over his knee. Ty wasn't done though. He stood right up and dropkicked BAM into a corner. As he turned to go after Major, though, Major was already on him. Ty turned around as the heavyweight leapt off the second turnbuckle at him, slamming into him cross-body and crashing down onto Ty. BAM helped Major up, and they laid Ty on top of Dane. Again, the huge heavyweight climbed to the second rope, and splashed down onto Ty's chest, crushing him and Dane beneath him. Twice more, Major Squash climbed the ropes and plowed his ass down onto Ty and Dane. During this, Harry screamed at the audience, "THIS IS WHAT JOBBERS GET!" After the third and final vertical splash, George had finally managed to drive Harry and BAM from the ring, and now did the same with the Major. Ty lay on top of Dane in the corner, both utterly squashed. George brought them both around and helped them up. To Ty, he asked, "ready for your match with Dozer?" Ty, whose chest felt an inch flatter and hurt if he breathed in too deep, could only say, "I hope so."

He helped Dane, who was in even worse shape than him, back to the locker room. The blond cruiserweight had lasted eighteen minutes before being pinned.