JSWA Night One Match 5 & 6

 [continuing with Event 1 of the JSWA series with match 5 & 6]

Night One Matches 5 & 6

Night one match 5

Gauntlet: Ty and Jimmy vs. LJ and "Buff" Biff

 

Even after Harry and Dane's altercation, and after George had gone with them  to amend the contract for his match with Dane, Ty was nowhere near ready for another match by the time George returned to announce the next opponents. And  Jimmy wasn't in the best shape, either. But they had signed onto a Gauntlet,  and that's what they were getting. As Ty could still barely stand, Jimmy  waited inside the ring for the next team of heels.

George announced, "And now, the fourth match of tonight's gauntlet! After the third, it will be exciting  to see how long these little guys can last! Their opponents will be two men  who were themselves opponents earlier this evening. Introducing their first  opponent, a professional bouncer who can reach into tomorrow, weighing in at  248 pounds, LONG JOHN!" The crowd applauded as the tall, broad wrestler lumbered to the ring and stood inside it, in his corner, staring down a  terrified Jimmy. "And all the way from Tampa, a heel if ever there was one, at  258 pounds, `Buff' BIFF!" Biff was just as tall as LJ, but even broader. He  looked like he could break either of them with no effort. After a quick  discussion, Biff stepped out of the ring and LJ turned to face off with Jimmy.

When the bell rang, Jimmy lunged, ramming his shoulder into LJ's gut. He  pushed the big guy into the ropes, and whipped him off them across the ring.  LJ hit the opposite ropes and came back to a dropkick from Jimmy. The crowd  was ecstatic. Jimmy hit the ropes and landed a leg on LJ's chest. LJ didn't  seem to notice, though, as he began getting up anyway. Jimmy went with it, guiding the big guy to his feet and into a front face lock. Then LJ pounded a  fist into the kid's gut, and he fell to his knees, while the big cruiser  straightened up.

After clearing his head, LJ pulled Jimmy up and tossed him  into the ropes. Jimmy ducked a clothesline on his way back, but ran face-first  into LJ's size 14 wrestling boot when he came off the ropes a second time. LJ  dropped and covered the kid. George only got to 2. He pulled Jimmy back up and  walked him by a handful of hair to the heel corner. LJ made the tag, and Biff  stepped into the ring, delivering a powerhouse punch to the kid's held-open  side before LJ stepped out. Biff beamed at the audience, and then looked down  at the freshman holding his side on the mat at his feet.

Biff pulled Jimmy up and propped him in the corner, where the heavy rammed his  shoulder into the jobber's gut five times. He didn't let Jimmy fall to the mat afterward, but rather threw him over his shoulder, only to run and slam him in  the center of the ring. Jimmy was so winded, he barely knew what was going on.  He was too late to dodge one massive leg drop across his thin chest, but moved  out of the way before the second, and scrambled for his corner.

When he got there, Ty looked at him like, "and I can do better?" but made the tag anyway  and stepped into the ring. Biff was ready. He motioned for Ty to bring it on,  and Ty tried, diving through the heavy's legs, and reaching back to take out a  knee. But Biff was too fast, and when Ty turned over to kick at the heavy's  knees, the heavy easily grabbed his ankles and whipped him up several feet, and then back to the mat. Ty's back exploded with pain. Biff was pleased with  himself, and he let the audience know about it.

When the heavy returned to Ty, he was on his stomach, foundering in the center  of the mat. Biff stomped him right in the middle of the back, and then yanked  him to his feet. Tyler tried in vain to push away as Biff lifted him for a  slam and slammed him upside- down in the heels' corner, tying him into a tree  of woe. There, Ty was stomped, kicked, kneed and dropkicked, all before Biff  tagged in LJ.

Together, they destroyed the kid's gut with stomps in the  seconds before George hassled Biff out to the apron. LJ didn't move Ty,  though. He went to the middle of the ring, turned and ran, dropkicking poor Ty  in the stomach. The force of the blow knocked Ty free, and he lay moaning in a  heap in the heels' corner as LJ reached down to pull him back up. LJ guided Ty  to the center of the ring and gorilla-pressed him there, holding the jobber up  like a trophy for the crowd. Then he dropped to one knee, and let Ty drop onto  his other knee, screaming as his back bent across LJ's limb. Again, LJ pulled  the jobber up. He tossed him in the ropes and bent over for a back-body drop.  Ty was just aware enough to kick LJ in the face, and then he dove toward his  own corner.

LJ reeled back against the ropes, and grabbed the leg of Ty's singlet as the  teen's hand slapped his partner's. Jimmy stepped through with a stomp to LJ's head, sending the dazed cruiser sprawling on the mat. Jimmy leapt to the second  turnbuckle, and dropped an elbow on the back of LJ's head. Then he bounced off  the ropes LJ had fallen by and brought his shins down on the big guy's back.  He dragged LJ to his feet and threw him at the ropes. When LJ returned, Jimmy performed a beautiful dropkick, which unfortunately LJ swatted away. Jimmy  belly-flopped on the mat, and writhed after LJ slammed his shins down on his  back. LJ got up and Jimmy curled up, only to be yanked to his feet seconds  later and thrown at the ropes. He returned to be sidewalk slammed and almost  pinned before Ty interfered. Afterward, though, it got no better.

LJ pulled Jimmy up, crotch-lifted him from behind, and viciously gut busted him  five times in a row, using two hand fulls of singlet to lift the boy up and  slam him back over LJ's knee over and over again. Jimmy again tried to ball  up, only to be pulled to his feet and again lifted from behind. This time, LJ  slammed him, front-first, on the mat. LJ dropped an elbow on his lower back,  and then leaned back against the kid. He wrapped one of his long arms around  the kid's neck, squeezing his chin in a sleeper. His other arm, he wrapped  around Jimmy's knees. Then LJ stood up, holding Jimmy suspended across his  back, and bending the jobber further and further around himself. Now Jimmy  wanted to say yes George when he offered submission, but he knew the longer he  went, the more money he would get. And he didn't want to let Ty down. So, he endured. LJ jumped and shook him, and squeezed and stretched him. Jimmy's  stomach felt it would rip.

Finally, LJ tired of working on the kid. He kept Jimmy in the hold, and tagged  Biff with the hand reaching down around the kid's thighs. Biff stepped into  the ring, and behind LJ. The cruiser held the kid for eight more seconds,  while Biff pounded his fist into the jobber's unprotected gut, before George  finally got LJ to drop him. When Biff got to Jimmy one-on-one, the jobber was utterly at his mercy. While George was watching the heels' corner, where Jimmy  would be trapped for too long, he failed to notice Harry appear behind Ty and yank him off the apron.

The dirty heel slugged it out with Ty for a minute  before kicking him in the nuts. Ty doubled over, right into position for a  pedigree onto the floor from Harry, who got right up and pulled Ty right back up with him. He whipped the boy into the ring support pole, and then  rubbed his nasty crotch and ass on Ty's face until George finally saw him and  he left the lightweight half-conscious on the floor.

Inside the ring, Jimmy was suffering. Biff was beating him up in the corner,  with shoulder blocks and punches and stomps and kicks. He pulled Jimmy out of  the corner several times, only to spin him right back into it, usually  followed by a vicious clothesline. Then George noticed Harry, and LJ wrapped  an arm around Jimmy's neck, holding him choked in place while Biff was able to mercilessly pound the lean wrestler's chest and gut.

When George turned back  around, LJ let go and the boy fell face-first to the mat, looking like he was  about to be sick. Biff dragged him by an arm to the middle of the ring, where  he mocked him for the audience, who booed back at the heel. Jimmy hoped it  would end soon, or that he could tag. Then Biff pulled him up and whipped him into the heels' corner, where his face again collided with LJ's huge boot.  Pulled up again, Jimmy was lifted into a bearhug by Biff. He screamed, as the bodybuilder's massive arms crushed his waist and rent his back. Jimmy looked  like a rag doll as Biff shook him around, slamming his head into turnbuckles  and again into LJ's boot. After moments, the jobber was totally limp. George  lifted his arm. Once, it fell, Twice, it fell. Before Jimmy's arm could fall a third time, Biff dropped him.

The heavy pushed the jobber face-down and planted a knee on his upper back. He  grabbed one of Jimmy's arms and began twisting and bending it back with one  hand. With the other, he began punching the twisted, stretched arm. Jimmy was  screaming, and George was right there, ready to end the jobber's misery. Yet  Jimmy held on, even as Biff bent his arm all the way across his back. He  screamed and moaned, but did not submit. Finally, Biff gave up. He signaled  something to LJ, who began to climb the turnbuckles. After tagging his partner, Biff planted the lightweight's head between his legs, swung him up by his  waist and power bombed him to the mat. Everyone wondered as LJ waited. Then,  again, Biff lifted and power bombed the jobber. Finally, he pulled Jimmy up and  held his hurt arm out, presenting it to LJ, who brought his elbow slamming  down onto Jimmy's shoulder. Jimmy screamed and collapsed to the mat. He was barely conscious as LJ performed an unnecessary powerbomb of his own and then  rolled him up for an easy 1-2-3.

Ty and Jimmy each earned 15 minutes of TIR. LJ earned forty-five and Biff  earned 30 minutes of TIR. After LJ and Biff had returned to the locker room,  Ty crawled into the ring to help Jimmy to his feet. They rolled out to the  floor and were walking toward the back when Harry shot out from the locker  room and double-clotheslined them both.

The audience ate it up, booing wildly  as Harry again piledrove Ty to the floor, and then dragged poor Jimmy back to the ring and rolled him in. The destroyed jobber lay helpless on the  mat as Harry grandstanded, pointing at Jimmy and yelling at the audience about  how pathetic he was. Then he pulled the kid up, and crotch- lifted him,  holding Jimmy's recently pounded arm behind his back. The audience screamed for Harry to show the kid mercy, but Jimmy got none, and his arm was slammed to  the mat under he and Harry. The rookie screamed when he hit the mat, but Harry  wasn't quite done.

He pulled the kid up to his knees and planted Jimmy's face  in his crotch as he screamed at the audience, "THIS IS WHAT JOBBERS DO!" Jimmy  tried to push away from the cruiserweight, but he was too weak from the match  to do anything but struggle to breathe through Harry's nasty package. Finally,  with a casual shove back to the mat from Harry, the boy's humiliation ended.

 Night One match 6

Dane vs. "Gorgeous" George

George began the next match by handing off his ref duties.

"As I will be participating in these last two matches, may I first introduce the referee for them, `Buff' Biff!" The audience applauded as Biff came back out, now wearing a ref's shirt, and took the mike from George.

"Thanks, gorgeous," he began. "The challenger in this thirty-minute match, weighing 208 pounds, is DANE!" Dane came back out to strong applause. Biff continued, "He will face off against two opponents, the first of whom is already in the ring. Weighing 338 pounds, `Gorgeous' George!.... and, from the cruiserweight division, weighing 241 pounds, `Dirty' HARRY!" Harry came back out to boos and jeers, which he smiled at while taunting the audience. He joined George in the ring as Dane approached Biff.

"Dane would like to request that this be an Ironman match, and that you two must switch off after each fall, regardless of which team got the fall. Do you accept this stipulation?"

After a moment's discussion, George replied, "yes," for he and Harry.

The bell rang. Harry stepped out of the ring to let George start. Dane, an excellent amateur wrestler but still too new to pro wrestling, dove for George's leg to try for a takedown. George was pushed back a bit, but then jumped a little bit, and brought his huge gut slamming down across the back of Dane's head and his upper back. George leaned back and Dane started to get to his knees. George moved quick, and pulled Dane into a headlock. The cruiser managed to push George off into the ropes, but was easily deflected when he attempted a body block on the heavy's rebound. Dane pulled himself up, and circled again with George. This time when he approached, the heavy lunged at him, clotheslining him to the mat. Before George could connect with his elbow, though, Dane rolled away. George soon had to get up while being kicked in the gut and side. He did, though, and when Dane got to close, George tripped him into the corner and followed quickly, slamming the rookie's chest into the turnbuckle.

Dane pushed and fought, but George was too strong plus too big, and he stayed in the corner. He turned to face Dane, and pulled himself by the top rope into him. Now Dane wasn't fighting so much. George slammed himself into Dane one more time, and then arm dragged him to the mat. A leg drop from the heavy made Dane jerk on the canvas, and then George pulled him back up. He Irish whipped him into the heels' corner, where Harry was waiting to wrap an arm around his neck. Biff tried complaining about the choke and barely got out of the way before George's full 338 pounds squashed Dane into the corner. The heavy moved, and Dane fell straight out from the corner. After adjusting Dane a little and pushing his arms to his sides, George got up on the second rope, and jumped, slamming his ass down onto Dane's chest. Biff counted 1-2- Dane tried to lift a shoulder, but couldn't lift a thing - 3.

George wasn't even up yet before Harry was already in the ring. Biff said to wait, but Harry insisted the stipulation had included no rest after falls. George concurred, and the two pulled Dane to his feet. Together, they double-suplexed him, and George hit an off-the-ropes splash before leaving the ring. Harry had Dane just how he wanted him - already beaten.

The smelly one measured Dane and then slammed a knee down on the top of his head. The wrestler groaned and rolled onto his stomach, holding his head. Harry bounced off the ropes and dropped a leg across the back of his head. Dane was pretty limp as Harry pulled him up, and planted his head between his legs. Harry lifted Dane for the piledriver, but the jobber kicked his legs so hard so suddenly that his feet were soon back on the mat. Again, Harry tried, but again Dane kicked and jerked till he was back on his feet. Then he back-body dropped Harry, as the crowd went nuts.

Dane leaned against the ropes, collecting himself as Harry arched up on the mat his back had just smacked. All too soon Harry was back up, though, and Dane hoped he was ready. When Harry got close, Dane chopped him in the chest. Harry staggered back. Chop. Further back. Chop. As Harry practically fell on his ass, Dane grabbed his wrist and threw him into the ropes. The audience went nuts as he greeted Harry's rebound with an arm drag into a vicious armbar on the mat. Harry struggled to get away, but Dane got right down on him and worked the arm back as far as he could. Harry's other hand beat the mat as he cried out in pain and finally submitted to the arm bar.

Dane let go of the arm and started to get up, when -BAM- George slammed an elbow down onto his head. George had been about to interrupt the submission, but figured he may as well get right to the next fall. As Harry rolled out of the ring, George slammed another elbow down on the top of Dane's head. The cruiserweight was dazed on the mat, a few feet from a corner.

George kicked him in the gut, hard enough that he bounced into the corner. The heavy planted a foot on Dane's throat and pushed his head back past the turnbuckles. It took fifteen seconds of no air for Dane before Biff got George off. George didn't go far, though, turning around and slamming his girth right back down on the rookie's chest.

After gloating a bit, working his crowd and enjoying the fact of this fed being his, George pulled Dane out of the corner and started to whip him into the opposite corner. Dane reversed, delighting the crowd, and sent George hard into the turnbuckles. Dane followed, attempting a shoulder block, but got a shoulder full of steel for his effort. Now George really gloated. He grabbed a handful of Dane's singlet and pulled him out from between the turnbuckles. He lifted the rookie, walked him to the middle of the ring, and powerslammed him there. George got up and Dane heaved to get air into his lungs. It soon left again, as George splashed down across him.

The heavy hooked a leg to pin him, but Dane barely managed to kick out from under George at 2. So, George pulled him back up, and locked him in a low bearhug, holding Dane up off the mat and squeezing for all he was worth. Dane slowly wilted in the bearhug, his struggles decreasing and his head beginning to loll. Then, the audience began chanting, "DANE, DANE, DANE," and he began to perk back up. He slammed his arms around George's head. No effect. Again! No effect. Again! The effect of Dane's third attempt to stun George was the heavy leaping and squashing Dane to the mat beneath him.

George got up and dropped right back down with a leg drop across the rookie's face. Stunned, Dane could do little as he was dragged to his feet and thrown again into the heels' corner. Again, Harry held him helpless while George charged. Dane was crushed again, and held to be crushed yet again before George made the tag.

Harry came in and pulled Dane out of the corner, arm dragging him to the center of the mat. Harry got up on the second turnbuckle and dove, headbutting the rookie with a resounding thud. Dane, holding his head and moaning, went rolling across the mat and accidentally rolled out of the ring. Harry tried to follow, but Biff stopped him. Biff didn't even see George drop off the apron. He pulled the winded, dazed rookie to his feet, only to lift and powerslam him back to the floor. Again, he pulled Dane to his feet, while Harry worked double hard to make the ref work hard to keep him back. George grabbed his opponent by the back of the neck, and drove his head into the apron three times before Dane collapsed, falling out of the heavy's hand. Yet George pulled Dane up for more. He delivered yet another huge powerslam before rolling the wrestler into the ring.

Harry pointed, and seeing that Dane had gotten back in, Biff let the smelly one pull Dane right to his feet and whip him into a corner. Dane's head was knocked back as Harry followed with a vicious clothesline. Dane just leaned in the corner, totally winded, as Harry backed up and dove in again, this time slamming his armpit onto Dane's face in a Stink Bomb. He held the lighter man's head there until Dane fell to his knees to get out of it. Then Harry pulled Dane back out of the corner, up to his feet, and DDTed him in the middle of the ring.

After a quick leg drop, Harry pulled Dane back up and planted his head between his legs. This time, Dane was already too dazed to resist as he was lifted and then his head piledriven to the mat. Harry got up, and pulled Dane back up. He turned Dane upside- down, facing him, and planted the rookie's face in his sweaty, disgusting crotch. There he held Dane for over a minute, suffocating him, before he walked him over to George and tagged the big man in. In the center of the ring, George wrapped his arms around them both, and squeezed, crushing Dane and pushing his face even harder into the dirty one's groin. Then they both dropped to their knees, double- tombstoning Dane to the mat.

They got up, and Dane was out of it on the mat. Harry went for his gross signature pin, but Biff reminded them George was the legal man. So, George bounced off the ropes and vertical splashed onto the rookie's chest, sitting there while another pin was counted for him.

Then he left and Harry took his turn. He got Dane back into tombstone position, but crotched his face for only thirty seconds before again driving his head to the mat. Dane flopped to the mat, and Harry got to grab his legs and sit on his face for another pin. Afterward, he rubbed his ass all over the poor wrestler's face before leaving the ring again.

Dane, too dazed to do anything but bear the humiliation and the funk, wondered how he would ever get the upper hand again when they were so non-stop in their attacks. Before he even completed that thought, as soon as Harry got up, George yanked Dane to his feet by a handful of singlet. The heavy crotch-lifted Dane and took off, ramming his lower back into a top turnbuckle. He held on to the rookie, running and ramming his lower back into the opposite top turnbuckle. Then, still holding Dane, George stepped back up onto the second turnbuckle and jumped, powerslamming Dane back to the mat.

George got up and, after pointing out how weak Dane was to those in the audience who liked him, then splashed down across the rookie's chest and face. Next George grabbed Dane's ankles, and turned the cruiserweight over into a Boston crab. Dane wailed as George's girth stretched his feet back toward his head, and as his aching abs were stretched beyond pain. Biff was there right away, offering the chance to submit. Dane shook his head. He managed to push up, but with one good crank back, the heavy had driven his chest back to the mat. He fought the urge to give in, told himself he could pin that weasel Harry one more time. He lost the fight, though. As George's butt started to settle down on Dane's upper back, the cruiserweight screamed his submission.

Dane's back was still on fire when Harry dropped a knee into it. Then he braced himself on Dane's back and drove it in a few more times. Dane was moaning when Harry pulled him to his feet. The dirty one planted Dane's face in his pit again, rubbing it in before planting it there in a reverse front face lock. There he held Dane, who struggled to get out but was stuck. Harry dropped to one knee, and planted his other knee between Dane's shoulders. The pro rookie held on for a minute, and then managed to twist out.

Harry dropped a knee to the head. Then he rammed Dane's head into George's out-stretched foot. Then he again bulldogged Dane to the mat. A cover ended in a kickout, and then Harry pulled Dane back up. He whipped Dane into a corner and followed with a vicious shoulder block. Then he began stomping Dane in the gut, til he was on the ground, leaning against the bottom turnbuckle. After one more vicious stomp to the head, Harry went to the opposite corner, turned back and took off, his ass slamming down onto and bouncing on Dane's chest as he Bronco Bustered him in the corner.

Harry tagged and George came back in. George also bronco bustered Dane, who was crushed in the corner by the behemoth as he did so. Then George, after glancing at the clock, pulled Dane out from the corner and went to the second turnbuckle for one more vertical splash and pin as the match's thirty minutes ran out.

When George pulled himself off of Dane, Harry got right in the cruiserweight's face, slapping his face around a bit before starting to pull him to the middle of the ring. Of this, George did not approve, and pulled Harry off. Those closest to the ring heard the owner admonish Harry, "we do not hurt the already beaten... respect your opponents."

George helped Dane to his feet and back to the locker room, while Harry begrudgingly caused no more pain for his rival cruiserweight before returning, himself, to the locker room.

Dane earned an hour and fifteen minutes of TIR for the time plus his one submission from Harry. Harry got a half hour, for his pin minus the time. And George got four hours, for his three pins and one submission, minus the time.